WR life lesson #444

withrespect

withrespect

:wr:
If you ever get a wild hair up your ass to get lash extensions, don't. :coffee:

Last week one of my coworkers came in with the most beautiful lashes and I was completely mesmerized. She said they were only $30.00 and they last for three weeks! :jet:

I come home to my husband last Friday...

WR: "Honey-face..." :dance:

Husband: :eyebrow:

WR: "I am going to go to get eyelash extensions...will you watch Bubba?"

Husband: :eyebrow:..."um...k"

And off I go...

It took quite a while... and then they were DONE! :jet: I had some Kim Kardiashian-like lashes.

I was expecting to walk through the door and have my husband floored at how luscious my lashes were.




:ohwell:





Instead, I walk in to ":roflmao: You look like a cartoon character"



I didn't care what he thought... what does he know about eyelashes anyhow?


The following week I got several compliments and I spread the word to the ladies at work...

Fast forward to this Friday...


WR: I.... I can't TAKE IT ANYMORE!!! I need them OFF!!! av.gif

I go back to the salon to have them removed and the woman tells me it is best to do it myself because there will be less swelling as I have more control.

Swelling?!? av.gif

She tells me to get some baby oil to soften the "super glue"... and they should "slide right off."

This woman is a lying bitch and I hate her. :coffee:

I do so and immediately rub it on. I let it sit for a while and yank on my lashes.

I pluck SEVERAL out...:cds: Which is very painful I might add...


Husband comes running into the room after my several shrills of pain.

He laughs at me... the bastard. :mad:


I do some research and discover there is something called semi-permanent eyelash glue remover!!!

I send him to Sally's ...the angel...


He comes back and I immediately rub the lash glue remover on my eyes.

OH MY GOD IT BURNS!!! av.gif I am going to be BLINDED FOR LIFE! av.gif


Husband runs into the room again. ...I am now crying because I am sure I am going to be stuck with the crumpled-up, half-dissolved lashes forever. :cds:

By the time I get them all off, my eyes are swollen, red, and almost completely void of ALL LASHES.

This experience was ten times worse than the time I ripped all my lashes out with an eyelash curler...At least that was quick.

Also, my husband lost his wedding band today but I will have to save that for another time.
 
Railroad

Railroad

Routinely Derailed
The solution of course is to get your mind on something less stressful. Some baking, perhaps, or a little caulking. :jet:

There has to be a joke about smoking pot in here somewhere, either because of how your eyes looked after removing the lashes (red, etc.), or because of choosing to have them installed in the first place. :lmao:
 
Retrodeb54

Retrodeb54

Surely you jest ...
Don't anyone dare Google 'fake eyelashes' and look at images. ewwwww

Pay attention class, I SAID DON'T!!!! :bonk:

Hope all is well with you WR.

:coffee:
 
B

bresamil

wandering aimlessly
I was so excited to open the forums this afternoon and see a WR thread. :yahoo:












So sorry for the loss of your eyelashes. :huggy:











Awaiting the husband losing his wedding band story. :popcorn:
 
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