Wy bikes are better than women

aps45819

24/7 Single Dad
Bikes don't get pregnant.

You can ride your Bike any time of the month.

Bikes don't have parents.

Bikes don't whine unless something is really wrong.

Bikes don't care how many other Bikes you've ridden.

When riding, you and your Bike can arrive at the same time.

Bikes don't care how many other Bikes you have.

Bikes don't care if you look at other Bikes.

Bikes don't care if you look at Bike magazines.

You'll never hear, "Surprise, you are going to own a new Bike" unless you go out to buy one yourself.

If your Bike is too loose you can tighten it.

You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Bike.

If you say bad things to your Bike, you don't have to apologize before you ride it again.

You can ride your Bike as long as you want and it won't get sore.

You can stop riding your Bike as soon as you want and it won't get frustrated.

Bikes don't get headaches.

Bikes don't insult you if you're a bad rider.

Your Bike never wants a night out with the other Bikes.

Bikes don't care if you're late.

You don't have to take a shower before you ride your bike.

If your Bike doesn't look good you can paint it or get new chrome parts.

You can ride your Bike the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother.

The only protection you might have to wear when riding your Bike is a helmet.

When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great ride you had the last time you were on your Bike.


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Railroad

Routinely Derailed
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Humbly submitted by a non-biker:

Bikes don't have to stop anywhere "for a few things, it'll only take a minute."
 

Nickel

curiouser and curiouser
WHY CATS ARE BETTER THEN MEN

Cats keep their opinions to themselves
Cats don't criticize your mother
Cats never question how much you're eating
Cats never claim they know how to fix larger appliances
Cats understand the importance of beauty sleep
Cats are happy to let you drive
Cats always look good first thing in the morning
One good purr can be worth a thousand words
Cats don't complain when you get a short haircut
Cats love it when you go shopping
Cats never return the gifts you get them
Cats are able to keep the romance alive
 
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