You are a super secret agent

[Nickel]

Which one are you doing on your honeymoon?

His specific form of torture will be following me around Montego Bay, Grand Cayman and Cozumel while I buy things.

 

[Bruzilla]

I'm surprised more agents didn't pick the snake pit. There's no guarantee that the snakes will bite you, and if they did the enemy says you won't die. Sounds like a win-win to me.

 

[smoothmarine187]

 

[Jeff]

Since I am not gonna die I would suffer through of all them just so I would have some time away from seeing the ramblings of JPC.

 

[Nickel]

I'd almost forgotten how strange he is.

 

[usagent]

I'd choose the first one and call it foreplay.

 

[bcp]

you forgot my personal favorite,
slide naked down a razor blade into a pool of bubbling acid.

 

[FireBrand]

you forgot my personal favorite,
slide naked down a razor blade into a pool of bubbling acid.

no..............I will not elaborate further tonight !

 

[FireBrand]

no..............I will not elaborate further tonight !

no.................I will not do it................

 

[FireBrand]

no...no...no...no...no...

 

[bcp]

no...no...no...no...no...

are you thinking of the "or" part of that equation?

 

[onebdzee]

are you thinking of the "or" part of that equation?

your new siggy

 

[hvp05]

the ramblings of JPC.

If the choices were updated to include "JPC's choice", it would have to say, "Don't resist; immediately kneel to their god and tell them everything you know."

 

[bcp]

If the choices were updated to include "JPC's choice", it would have to say, "Don't resist; immediately kneel to their god and tell them everything you know."

even if he told them everything he knew, they would still kill him for withholding of information.

There is no way they would believe that anybody was really that stupid.

 

[hvp05]

they would still kill him

Hmm, instead of running for congressional office, JPC should seek this position. Given the above possibility, I think he would make an excellent spy - or at least an excellent decoy.