You can't hide something like a monkey

[K_Jo]

I know, I'll pierce her ears!!!!! I'm going to name her Sophia.

I love it! I have some banana earrings from the early 80s you can borrow.

 

[Nickel]

I love it! I have some banana earrings from the early 80s you can borrow.

Kick Ass!!!! I should've thought about this months ago, she could've been my flower girl!

 

[K_Jo]

http://www.primatestore.com/forsale.htm

OMG the one on the end on the top row is sooooo f'n cute! I want to bite him!

 

[hvp05]

Since you are a newbie you probably missed some earlier postings (several months ago) about the owner of the Happyland Club who also shares the same name too. The forumites had fun with that one too.

Did he get caught playing with his monkey in Happyland?

 

[Ken King]

Did he get caught playing with his monkey in Happyland?

Nope, it was some other activities related to the club. If I recall it was conducting a "Registered Nerd" toss without all the required licenses.

 

[hvp05]

If I recall it was conducting a "Registered Nerd" toss without all the required licenses.

I'll keep my guard up for 'tossers' then...

 

[Nickel]

Nikki

Who is this Nikki that you speak of? Not I.

 

[PrchJrkr]

"You essentially took a member of that family," Anne Arundel County Circuit Judge Michele Dane Jaklitsch said in handing down the sentence.

 

[K_Jo]

Who is this Nikki that you speak of? Not I.

Yeah. You can't call her 'Nikki,' Punk. Didn't you know that?

 

[K_Jo]

You don't consider a beloved pet a member of the family?

 

[hvp05]

Yeah. You can't call her 'Nikki,' Punk. Didn't you know that?

No, I didn't. <-- Never was 'beaten in'

 

[K_Jo]

No, I didn't. <-- Never was 'beaten in'

It's not that easy. You have to let all the guys you, too.

 

[hvp05]

It's not that easy. You have to let all the guys you, too.

Oh, okay. So you're saying I should just quit the Forums.

 

[K_Jo]

Oh, okay. So you're saying I should just quit the Forums.

Never. Even if you tried, we've already gotten into your head and you'll never be the same.

 

[hvp05]

Even if you tried, we've already gotten into your head and you'll never be the same.

Great, just like a fungus or tumor.
:walkingintothelight:

 

[PrchJrkr]

You don't consider a beloved pet a member of the family?

If the rest of the family looks like monkeys, then I do.

I just don't think that a judge should be saying such things from the bench. They are paid, with our money, to dispense justice, not their own ideology.

:ihaveauthorityissues:

My dogs and cats are beloved members of the family. They are called pets.

Here are 2 of our "beloveds", Luna and Buddy (sorry BL).

 

[Lenny]

There you have it, the law has been determined.

"You essentially took a member of that family," Anne Arundel County Circuit Judge Michele Dane Jaklitsch said in handing down the sentence.

It took a county judge to finally decree that Darwin was right. We can no longer argue that evolution is a theory, IT'S THE LAW!