When my daughter was two or three, I took her to chucky cheese on a regular basis.
at the age of 39 or 40, I crawled into that big habitrail thing and at her request I followed her around in it.
well, I was in the little closed in clear section with her when I farted, so I quickly moved her along and we left the tubes.
a couple minutes later, Im looking up and there are a couple of kids around 7 or so crawling through the disaster zone that I created.
They started yelling at each other for doing it, then they were looking at their shoes.
they came out quickly and told their mother that they thought somebody had pooped in the tubes somewhere.
the mother then went to the workers and made a complaint. the workers shut down the tubes and then the smallest of them went in with a towel and a spray bottle of some type of cleaner.
I was laughing so hard that I had to take my duaghter and move to the other side of the place so people wouldnt realize that the fat man farted.
thanks for letting me share.