You Knew He/she Wasn't The One When...

[SxyPrincess]

Look back at all your past relationships. Is there ONE, or maybe two people that you thought could have been "the one" until they....

 

[FIREMAN]

when the phsyco run my truck into a ditch, with me in it.

 

[jeneisen]

Ask his mother how much money he had and was ok to stay out at 23.

 

[bknarw]

You had me at "get lost".

When she said "I think we should see other people."

 

[vraiblonde]

When I realized he was gay

He's actually the only one I seriously considered and didn't marry. He'd have been a great husband, too!

Everyone else was merely a diversion.

 

[Ken King]

When I came home from working a mid-shift and she was in bed with my ex-best friend that I shared an apartment with. Broke my hand when I broke his jaw.

 

[Sharon]

Originally posted by Ken King
When I came home from working a mid-shift and she was in bed with my ex-best friend that I shared an apartment with. Broke my hand when I broke his jaw.

Ouch! Probably worth it though -eh?

 

[OJsGuilty]

Broke my hand when I broke his jaw.

The good ole "Boxer" Fracture. Been there done that.

Breaking the hand that is.

 

[giggles04]

I'd say when he started showing me pictures of gravestones that were just random people he didn't know....

 

[vraiblonde]

Originally posted by giggles04
I'd say when he started showing me pictures of gravestones that were just random people he didn't know....

Yup, that'd of done it for me, too!

 

[giggles04]

Originally posted by vraiblonde
Yup, that'd of done it for me, too!

I'm tellin ya... he turned out to be really really odd.

 

[SxyPrincess]

Originally posted by giggles04
I'd say when he started showing me pictures of gravestones that were just random people he didn't know....

I love going to really old cemeteries and walking through the tombstones. Makes me sad, but also gives me a greater respect for life. I know, I know...it's morbid

 

[giggles04]

Originally posted by SxyPrincess


I love going to really old cemeteries and walking through the tombstones. Makes me sad, but also gives me a greater respect for life. I know, I know...it's morbid

Well it was one thing that he had wanted to be an undertaker since he was like 4.... but when he started doing that and showing me all these gorey books with people's injuries and stuff... thats when I was like... alrighty then... not!

 

[SxyPrincess]

Re: Adults Only Response!

Originally posted by BchBns
When I caught him "choking the chicken" and really enjoying it! Oh my god ... I was so repulsed ... this guy had some SERIOUS issues!

note to guys: we know you do it; it's a fact of life ... but we don't need to see it, much less you enjoying doing it!

Speak for yourself, Bch. :razz2:

 

[SxyPrincess]

Originally posted by giggles04


Well it was one thing that he had wanted to be an undertaker since he was like 4.... but when he started doing that and showing me all these gorey books with people's injuries and stuff... thats when I was like... alrighty then... not!

Six Feet Under--one of the BEST shows on t.v.

 

[pixiegirl]

When after putting up with his crap for 4 years and bearing his child he still refused to get a job, stop smoking pot and grow up and take care of his resposibilities. And now I'm the bad guy because I walked out on my marriage. Imagine that.

 

[SxyPrincess]

Originally posted by cariblue


I find that stuff fascinating! I guess I'm just morbid.

I'm intrigued by gore, myself. I watch those darn operation shows on t.v. so friggin much, I'd probably be able to perform open heart surgery. (not that I'd attempt it.)

 

[OJsGuilty]

When I caught him "choking the chicken" and really enjoying it! Oh my god ... I was so repulsed ... this guy had some SERIOUS issues!

note to guys: we know you do it; it's a fact of life ... but we don't need to see it, much less you enjoying doing it!

Why is it that men want to see the women do this and the women do this with no problem for us, but women are not into seeing the guy do this and are usually kinda like, BLAH !

 

[OJsGuilty]

"boom-chickie-wow-wow"

Yeaaaaaa Babyyyyyyyyyyyyy

 

[tater]

Re: Re: Re: Adults Only Response!

Originally posted by BchBns


, I will gladly give you his number; I know for a fact he is still single!

WAIT ....... how do you know he's still single ???
Hmmmmmm:scowl: