You know what I would love to do?

[vraiblonde]

Entice one of these scammers to send their "shipper" to my house to pick up some item they think they're going to con me out of, then beat the ever-loving #### out of him. Tie him to a tree, cover him with honey, then pour a vat of fireants on him.

I can't think of a torture bad enough for these people and I don't like to get blood all over me. So help me think of a good way to punish these scumbags that won't get my hands dirty.

Get creative.

 

[Triggerfish]

Fill a pool with candirú catfish and dunk them into it. The candirú is the South American parasitic catfish that grows to no more than 1 inch long. It is more feared than the piranah.


It is feared by the natives because it is attracted to urine or blood, and if the bather is nude it will swim into an orifice (the anus or vagina, or even in the case of smaller specimens the penis-- and perhaps deep into the urethra). It then erects its spine and begins to feed on the blood and body tissue just as it would from the gills of a fish. The candiru is then almost impossible to remove except through an operation.

More often, pain causes shock and death in the victim before it can be removed.

After you infect them let them go....

 

[ocean733]

I'd cook dinner for him.

 

[Kizzy]

I'd cook dinner for him.

Yes, make sure the chicken was left out for a few days.

Oops food posioning.... I feel so bad :evillaugh:

 

[vraiblonde]

Fill a pool with candirú catfish and dunk them into it. The candirú is the South American parasitic catfish that grows to no more than 1 inch long. It is more feared than the piranah.

That's pretty good Where does a person get a tankful of these catfish?

 

[Ken King]

Give the "shipper" a SE DC address and then wait for the evening news.

 

[ocean733]

Give the "shipper" a SE DC address and then wait for the evening news.

 

[RoseRed]

Fill a pool with candirú catfish and dunk them into it. The candirú is the South American parasitic catfish that grows to no more than 1 inch long. It is more feared than the piranah.


It is feared by the natives because it is attracted to urine or blood, and if the bather is nude it will swim into an orifice (the anus or vagina, or even in the case of smaller specimens the penis-- and perhaps deep into the urethra). It then erects its spine and begins to feed on the blood and body tissue just as it would from the gills of a fish. The candiru is then almost impossible to remove except through an operation.

More often, pain causes shock and death in the victim before it can be removed.

After you infect them let them go....

O M G !!!

 

[Kizzy]

Give the "shipper" a SE DC address and then wait for the evening news.

Just make sure "pick up" isn't when capsfan is working.

 

[crabcake]

Entice one of these scammers to send their "shipper" to my house to pick up some item they think they're going to con me out of, then ...

send them my ex-husband.

 

[willie]

Boil him in trans fat.

 

[Triggerfish]

That's pretty good Where does a person get a tankful of these catfish?

It may also be a great treatment for child rapists.. yes, people label me a liberal but I have some very unliberal tendencies.