You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:

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10. You get winded from knocking on the door.


9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.


8. You ask for high fiber candy only.



7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag,
You lose your balance and fall over.



6. People say: "Great Boris Karloff Mask,"
And you're not wearing a mask.

5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..."
And can't remember the rest.


4. By the end of the night,
You have a bag full of restraining orders.


3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.


2. You're the only Power Ranger in the
Neighborhood with a walker.


And the number one reason Seniors should not go
Trick Or Treating...



1. You keep having to go home to pee.



No matter, have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN anyway.

 

[RareBreed]

10. You get winded from knocking on the door.


9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.


8. You ask for high fiber candy only.



7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag,
You lose your balance and fall over.



6. People say: "Great Boris Karloff Mask,"
And you're not wearing a mask.

5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..."
And can't remember the rest.


4. By the end of the night,
You have a bag full of restraining orders.


3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.


2. You're the only Power Ranger in the
Neighborhood with a walker.


And the number one reason Seniors should not go
Trick Or Treating...



1. You keep having to go home to pee.



No matter, have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN anyway.

That's a yearly occurance with my youngest son. Go down one street, walk home to pee. Walk down another street, go home to do the other. Walk down another street, home to pee again because he didn't get it all out the first time and forgot about it the second time.

 

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You go to APS's house and he tosses a box of raisins in your bag

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That's a yearly occurrence with my youngest son. Go down one street, walk home to pee. Walk down another street, go home to do the other. Walk down another street, home to pee again because he didn't get it all out the first time and forgot about it the second time.

If he doesn't come back this year he figured out he can pee outside

 

[RareBreed]

You go to APS's house and he tosses a box of raisins in your bag

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If he doesn't come back this year he figured out he can pee outside

I'm with him (he's only 5) and yes, on occassion I've told him just to pee outside but since there are usually more people around, he's nervous about doing it. But this is also the kid who used to be playing outside, have to use the bathroom and would just drop his pants in our driveway. He figured since nobody was outside, nobody could see him. I'd get a call from a neighbor saying they looked out their window and saw him.