You know you're a mom when.....

SoMDGirl42

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You empty the contents of your jacket pockets and find

2 tubes of lipsmacker chapstick
a bottle of liquid motrin
2 used kleenex
a half of a lollipop
a hello kitty notepad
a dried up wipe
a purple crayon
23 pennies
and a bag of gold fish crackers

and you know you didn't put half of it in your pockets yourself!

Kids! You gotta love em!
 
You know you're a Dad when.....

You empty the contents of your pockets and find

2 tubes of lipsmacker chapstick
a bottle of liquid motrin
a bottle of Excedrin
a bottle of Tylenol
4 binkies
2 used kleenex
a half of a lollipop
a hello kitty notepad
a dried up wipe
a purple crayon
23 pennies
and a bag of gold fish crackers

and you know you didn't leave home with 1/2 of it in your pockets!

Kids! You gotta love em!

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