You might be a Redneck if.....

[SLIM]

If your cousins favorite pet is a rooster named Cracker!

(oh wait, that's for real! Maybe I shouldn't have shared this tidbit of info )

I have a pet rooster named George!

 

[bfncbs1]

You think possum is "the other white meat"

 

[bfncbs1]

You may be a Redneck if ...
You and your dog use the same tree.

 

[bfncbs1]

You believe dual air bags refer
to your wife and mother-in-law.

 

[bfncbs1]

Your grandfather died and left everything to his widow.
But she can't touch it until she's fourteen.

You've ever climbed a water tower
with a bucket of paint
to defend your sister's honor.

During your senior year you and
your mother had homeroom together.

You use a NASCAR credit card

Your parents met at a family reunion.

That billboard that says,
"SAY NO TO CRACK"
reminds you to pull up your jeans.

 

[Tomahawk202]

If you were born and raised in southern maryland.

 

[This_person]

If you sight in your new rifle on the stop sign down the street...

There's another way?

 

[u gotta love me]

you go by the name prchjr!!!!!!!!

 

[ocean733]

When I wrecked my Jeep it had a full tank of gas. There was $60 down the drain.

I asked the adjuster if she took that into consideration when she appraised it. She didn't.

 

[SLIM]

You might be a redneck if.............
You really do think "Grandma got run over by a reindeer"!