Your best April Fools story

[DoWhat]

My husband did that to me last year. It was not so funny.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Should I, or shouldn't I?
She would be pi$$ed, but yet the laughter from me would be healthy for me. Right?

 

[RoseRed]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Should I, or shouldn't I?
She would be pi$$ed, but yet the laughter from me would be healthy for me. Right?

I don't think the dog house needs to be heated tonight.

 

[RoseRed]

We used to have a pitt bull, Pork Chop. When we first got him I, believing all the bad stuff I'd heard about pitts, didn't trust him 100%.

I was doing breakfast dishes when I hear the girls SCREAMING bloody murder from the backyard. I drop everything and run out the backdoor only to see the dog on top of the 2 youngest and they are all 3 covered with what looks like blood. I think the dog is attacking them, burst into tears and take off running towards them, screaming and crying, "Oh god, oh god, I knew it!!!".

Before I get to them, The King steps out from behind the shed swinging a bottle of ketchup.

That was cruel.

 

[DoWhat]

I don't think the dog house needs to be heated tonight.

It is actually, very nice out here tonight.

 

[RoseRed]

It is actually, very nice out here tonight.

Don't do it.

 

[BS Gal]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Should I, or shouldn't I?
She would be pi$$ed, but yet the laughter from me would be healthy for me. Right?

You should. It was funny at the moment and here I am, giggling about it two years later. Go ahead and do it.

 

[ocean733]

But I got her back even better....

Do tell...