Zero Calorie Pasta

[Misfit]

Miracle Noodles - The Zero Calorie Pasta!?! - LaaLoosh



Yes, the Gods have finally answered my prayers….a ZERO calorie pasta has been created! When I first heard about Miracle Noodle and their no-calorie Shirataki noodles, I was hesitant to believe it was possible to have pasta that has no calories, yet my interest was piqued. I knew I had to try it. After reading through Miracle Noodle’s website, I learned a lot about these special Shirataki noodles. Unlike typical pasta noodles which are made from grain-based flours, and thus loaded with lots of calories and carbohydrates, Shirataki noodles are made from yam flour. So you wind up with gluten-free, calorie-free, low-carb pasta! Granted, the texture of these noodles is a bit different than regular pasta, but the taste is good, they are quite filling, and you can use these in a such wide variety of recipes. And when you think of the calories you’re saving, it’s a fantastically fair trade.

 

[kwillia]

Hmmm... do they 'not digest' so that your toilet ends up looking like a bad scene from "Extreme Cases of the E.R"...

 

[withrespect]

Miracle Noodles - The Zero Calorie Pasta!?! - LaaLoosh



Yes, the Gods have finally answered my prayers….a ZERO calorie pasta has been created! When I first heard about Miracle Noodle and their no-calorie Shirataki noodles, I was hesitant to believe it was possible to have pasta that has no calories, yet my interest was piqued. I knew I had to try it. After reading through Miracle Noodle’s website, I learned a lot about these special Shirataki noodles. Unlike typical pasta noodles which are made from grain-based flours, and thus loaded with lots of calories and carbohydrates, Shirataki noodles are made from yam flour. So you wind up with gluten-free, calorie-free, low-carb pasta! Granted, the texture of these noodles is a bit different than regular pasta, but the taste is good, they are quite filling, and you can use these in a such wide variety of recipes. And when you think of the calories you’re saving, it’s a fantastically fair trade.

I have tried them. They are awful and have the texture of grissle.

 

[Misfit]

I have tried them. They are awful and have the texture of grissle.

Do they taste like pasta at all?

 

[Dye Tied]

They taste nothing like pasta and have a smell like a dirty streetwalker and the texture of a rubber band.

 

[migtig]

I have tried them. They are awful and have the texture of grissle.

They taste nothing like pasta and have a smell like a dirty streetwalker and the texture of a rubber band.

Ick Not going on my shopping list.

 

[vraiblonde]

They taste nothing like pasta and have a smell like a dirty streetwalker and the texture of a rubber band.

I was just getting ready to post that.

 

[Vince]

There's the low carb whole wheat pasta in the yellow boxes. That's what I get when I eat carb's. Spagetti squash works great for a lot of recipes.

 

[ICit]

They taste nothing like pasta and have a smell like a dirty streetwalker and the texture of a rubber band.

I was just getting ready to post that.

i dont want to know how you know this

 

[vraiblonde]

i dont want to know how you know this

By smelling dirty streetwalkers, of course. Same way you know when something tastes like ####.

 

[Dakota]

They taste nothing like pasta and have a smell like a dirty streetwalker and the texture of a rubber band.

You really have to rinse them well and even still, they are, well, not that good.

 

[ICit]

By smelling dirty streetwalkers, of course. Same way you know when something tastes like ####.

.....

 

[Misfit]

You really have to rinse them well and even still, they are, well, not that good.

Streetwalkers or pasta?

 

[Dakota]

Streetwalkers or pasta?

The pasta....

I wouldn't know if you washed a dirty streetwalker if it would be any good.

 

[Bann]

Streetwalkers or pasta?

: lmao:

 

[getbent]

There's the low carb whole wheat pasta in the yellow boxes. That's what I get when I eat carb's. Spagetti squash works great for a lot of recipes.

Is it Dreamfields?

 

[Dye Tied]

i dont want to know how you know this

By sniffing and tasting

 

[Dye Tied]

You really have to rinse them well and even still, they are, well, not that good.

I do like the ones called pearls. They are almost like rice and good to replace noodles in a soup.

 

[vraiblonde]

Streetwalkers or pasta?

Both.

 

[MMM_donuts]

I looooove dreamfields...

It's not a whole wheat pasta, though.