You don't know me, you do not know how much I can drink. DO NOT think you are going to start buying shots and outdrink me. You may be surprised.
I MAY, have to take your girlfriend home while you are busy puking. While she is mad at you and flirting with me. Sorry friend. Buy me another round, why don't ya.
I MAY have to drop by my house and get a gas can because YOU forgot to put gas in YOUR truck and now your girlfriend, that I am running around spending the evening with, is doing while you PUKE in a parking lot while it's 15 degrees.
Now I am not gonna make any moves on your girlfriend. You can keep her even though I dunno why she likes your idiotic azz.
But just keep in mind that if you wanna drink like a man. Pick someone your own age to compare yourself to instead of someone with twenty years on ya.
Oh and by the way, There is a $20 bill in your pocket left there by some jackass to make sure your stupid azz has a way home to your girlfriend I just dropped off.
Have a GREAT evening. Jim Beam will love ya tomorrow too.
I MAY, have to take your girlfriend home while you are busy puking. While she is mad at you and flirting with me. Sorry friend. Buy me another round, why don't ya.
I MAY have to drop by my house and get a gas can because YOU forgot to put gas in YOUR truck and now your girlfriend, that I am running around spending the evening with, is doing while you PUKE in a parking lot while it's 15 degrees.
Now I am not gonna make any moves on your girlfriend. You can keep her even though I dunno why she likes your idiotic azz.
But just keep in mind that if you wanna drink like a man. Pick someone your own age to compare yourself to instead of someone with twenty years on ya.
Oh and by the way, There is a $20 bill in your pocket left there by some jackass to make sure your stupid azz has a way home to your girlfriend I just dropped off.
Have a GREAT evening. Jim Beam will love ya tomorrow too.