Well, since Swiss bank accounts don't appear as if they're going to be safe anymore and the Caymans are a bust...
I'd hire a lawyer, accountant and financial adviser. Now these would be ones that I have had dealings with in the past and then I would fire them. Then I'd hire ones that aren't crooked.
I'd make sure the kids are set for life, but can't have any of it until they've graduated college and worked for a few years.
I'd build my mom her dream house and hire the best staff and doctors I could for her. And I'd buy her all the Sheltie puppies she wanted (and someone to look after them for her). Then I'd build my dream house (which isn't much since I'm too scared to dream big)!
I'd make sure all my friends were taken care of because they've been silly enough to put up with me for a lot of years, so maybe I'd pay for their therapy too. But then I'd be broke, so I'll pay the insurance premiums for two years and then they're on their own.
I'd get my German Shepherd puppy and make sure she had her own room in the dream house so the cats wouldn't be scared. Except for Pigeon; she's too stupid to care.
I'd still keep my job because I love my job, but I will be taking an extended vacation for a while.
I'd write a book and publish it myself if another publishing company was too ignorant to snatch it up. BTW, you all are going to be in it!
I'd get a new cell phone because mine really stinks.
I'd buy the kids one car and one car only, so they'd better make it a good one.
I'd make sure that my charities and church were taken care of real good!
I'd buy turf fields for all the high schools in St. Mary's County. And build them field houses.
Then I'd get liposuction, a boob job and find me a poor, good-looking man who is willing to marry me.