Originally posted by CMC122
Can you imagine Pete's "nice" letter?
Let me give it a try:
Hmmm (clear throat)
Dear Loser,
I just thought it had been a while since we talked about financial responsibility. It has been 17 months since the last garnishment ended when you quit, oh like the 22nd or 23rd job since the divorce. The garnishment worked quite well prying the humongous sum of $50 a week from your slimy fingers but alas we are not in Maine anymore and you can avoid the long arm of the law. I think it quite villianous that you insist on me footing the entire bill for our son all the while insisting that I go above and beyond to facilitate your sporatic visits. He really does miss the bi or tri weekly phone calls you manage to wedge into you busy schedule between parties and your gym membership. Thankfully I am making enough money to provide for his every need as you witness when you drive up in your jalopy littered with fast food bags each having remnants of McSubstance in various stages of decay. I hope your budget does not get too strained when you dad's gracious one year rent free period ends and he insists that you actually pay for your own lodging. How are things anyway? Is the loser mooch boyfriend still freeloading off of you for the 8th (or is it 9th?) time? I am sure regardless of your state of poverty caused by your own laziness and self centeredness, you are truley as happy as a pig in shiznit (more litteral than figurative.) I was wondering if you had framed and hung the extra school pictures that I purchased for you of our son. Oh BTW the clothes that never managed to make it back here form his visits,,just keep them they probably don't fit anymore.
Anyway, I hope that you can soon support yourself so that you might toss a little cash this way to help pay at least the $300+ daycare expense a month. I know it is a bit much to ask a 41 year old woman to do but I am sure you will find a way, I would.
Sincerely,
The luckiest guy on the planet sinced I ditched your loser ass.