Adopt me please !
You really don't want to read the ingredients on a can of potted meat then.
I don't eat potted meat. Not even sure what that is - like Vienna sausages or something?
A (fake) petition to save the McRib was featured on the McDonald’s site in 2005, sponsored by the Boneless Pig Farmers of America.
She probably does not want to see my killer scrapple receipe then, either.