10 oz. Beer

[nomoney]

Originally posted by Ken King
Of course you fell a sleep, too busy humping your sister the night before (or was it your Mom). We know inbreeds really come from the southwest mountains of Virginia and migrated to Maryland in a feeble attempt to hide their incestuous ways.

No personal attacks. If you're having a heated disagreement with another member, that's one thing. But there's no need to bring their wife, mother, daughter, etc. into it.

 

[SmallTown]

Originally posted by Ken King
Of course you fell a sleep, too busy humping your sister the night before (or was it your Mom). We know inbreeds really come from the southwest mountains of Virginia and migrated to Maryland in a feeble attempt to hide their incestuous ways.

Exactly.

Interesting conclusion there. So all the SMIBS are actually imports from Virginia? What, they moved from Virginia for a better way of life, they took a wrong turn and ended up in somd?

 

[SmallTown]

Originally posted by nomoney
No personal attacks. If you're having a heated disagreement with another member, that's one thing. But there's no need to bring their wife, mother, daughter, etc. into it.

For people like ken who have a family bush instead of a family tree, they have a much smaller frame of reference than the rest of us.

 

[Ken King]

Originally posted by nomoney
No personal attacks. If you're having a heated disagreement with another member, that's one thing. But there's no need to bring their wife, mother, daughter, etc. into it.

Right and the implication of the phrase "SMIB" is what? Crawl back under your rock.

 

[Ken King]

Originally posted by SmallTown
For people like ken who have a family bush instead of a family tree, they have a much smaller frame of reference than the rest of us.

And your family tree is what, the Palm tree after a hurricane, no branches at all.

 

[justhangn]

Originally posted by Ken King
And your family tree is what, the Palm tree after a hurricane, no branches at all.

That infamous family stalk.

 

[SmallTown]

Originally posted by Ken King
And your family tree is what, the Palm tree after a hurricane, no branches at all.

Now that is an original comeback.

 

[nomoney]

Originally posted by Ken King
Right and the implication of the phrase "SMIB" is what? Crawl back under your rock.

You're right; I've gotta go back under my rock now Short men are so mean.

 

[Christy]

Originally posted by somd1204
Not just b/c of the beer, but it makes it better to come home from a long days work and relax with some 10 oz. cans. I like the serenity of the country here. I wouldn't want to live in a city or anywhere else. Southern Maryland is very calm and nice.

What the heck part of WV were you in? There's not much "city" up there.

 

[somd1204]

Actually, I thought that the whole 10 oz. thing began in Baltimore, MD. Anyhow, we here in Southern Marland are quite proud of the 10 oz'ers. I have seen Mic Ultra in the small cans too. I had an 18 pack last night while watching bass fishing, what could be better?

 

[crazytown]

You know, my boyfriend asked me to run out and pick up a 12pk of beer, and I'm not a beer drinker, but thought, OK, can't really mess this up. Well..........needless to say, I didn't get 10oz. cans, and they looked at me as if I had 3 eyes coming out of my head. Guess I learned from that mistake.

 

[SamSpade]

Originally posted by dustin
I love SMIB's.

I suppose by definition, they do too.....

 

[Voter2002]

Daaaaaamn...I think Ken is just a tad sensitive about the whole SMIB thing!

 

[Tonio]

Originally posted by Voter2002
Daaaaaamn...I think Ken is just a tad sensitive about the whole SMIB thing!

Well, who the hell wants to be called "inbred?" I understand that longtime residents consider it almost as bad as blacks consider the N-word.

Now, I know that blacks often use the N-word jokingly among themselves, partly to defang its meaning. But I've never heard locals use SMIB among themselves as a joke.

Using the SMIB word at Toot's Bar or Pennie's or Anderson's Bar is the fastest way to get your azz kicked.

 

[somd1204]

Where is the best place to grab a beer in Southern Maryland? Toots, Pennies, or Andersons? Any other suggestions?

 

[Tonio]

Originally posted by somd1204
Where is the best place to grab a beer in Southern Maryland? Toots, Pennies, or Andersons? Any other suggestions?

I suggested those because the "imports" (including me) don't frequent those places. Most of the newcomers I know go to the Solomons bars.

 

[Elle]

Originally posted by somd1204
Where is the best place to grab a beer in Southern Maryland? Toots, Pennies, or Andersons? Any other suggestions?

Why don’t you look here

 

[Ken King]

Originally posted by Tonio
Well, who the hell wants to be called "inbred?" I understand that longtime residents consider it almost as bad as blacks consider the N-word.

Now, I know that blacks often use the N-word jokingly among themselves, partly to defang its meaning. But I've never heard locals use SMIB among themselves as a joke.

Using the SMIB word at Toot's Bar or Pennie's or Anderson's Bar is the fastest way to get your azz kicked.

You have it 100% correct. It is as bad as the N word, yet it hasn't gained the attention and status of that phrase. Though in one court case I know of a man accused of assault had the charges dismissed because it is what is refered to as "fighting words" and that is what the victim had called the man. The judge looked at the victim and said he was lucky to only lose one tooth.

 

[Chrystee]

Can someone please give me the story about 10 oz. buds being from "St. Mary's"?!?!?!

 

[justhangn]

Originally posted by Ken King
In one court case I know of a man accused of assault had the charges dismissed because it is what is refered to as "fighting words" and that is what the victim had called the man. The judge looked at the victim and said he was lucky to only lose one tooth.

That's too funny!