100 Reasons You're Still Single

[nhboy]

"Why is your love life going to the dogs? Possibly because
you

1.Call Grey's Anatomy simply "Grey's"

2.Have entertained the notion that "the Axe Effect" is real

3.Own tie-dyed gym clothes

4. Purchased your dining room set with Marlboro Miles......."


From The Magazine : Radar Online : 100 Reasons You're Still Single

 

[Nickel]

45. Have ever said: "That's sooo Sagittarius"

Paging Lexi!!!

 

[USWWarrior]

"Why is your love life going to the dogs? Possibly because
you

1.Call Grey's Anatomy simply "Grey's"

2.Have entertained the notion that "the Axe Effect" is real

3.Own tie-dyed gym clothes

4. Purchased your dining room set with Marlboro Miles......."


From The Magazine : Radar Online : 100 Reasons You're Still Single

5. You are ugly and in denial.
6. You are obese but yet try to get into a Size 4.

 

[migtig]

I'm guilty of:

11. Hug amusement park mascots - but they are just so darn cute!

27. Eat with one arm guarding your plate - but the giant will steal my food otherwise

44. Refer to Target as "Tar-Jay" - well duh

51. Call underwear "panties" - what am I supposed to call them then?

I'm not guilty of:
62. Use the word "scrumptious" - but I think I am going to start using this word on a regular basis

 

[migtig]

5. You are ugly and in denial.
6. You are obese but yet try to get into a Size 4.

Dude, read the article first.

 

[Chasey_Lane]

51. Call underwear "panties" - what am I supposed to call them then?

Underwear. Panties is ghey.

 

[migtig]

Underwear. Panties is ghey.

Well I'm ghey so it's okay then. I actually thought you would come up with something more snide..not feeling well?

 

[Jameo]

I'm guilty of:

11. Hug amusement park mascots - but they are just so darn cute!

27. Eat with one arm guarding your plate - but the giant will steal my food otherwise

44. Refer to Target as "Tar-Jay" - well duh

51. Call underwear "panties" - what am I supposed to call them then?

I'm not guilty of:
62. Use the word "scrumptious" - but I think I am going to start using this word on a regular basis

What's wrong with using scrumptious?

 

[baileydog]

Combo, underpanties

 

[migtig]

What's wrong with using scrumptious?

It keeps us single, so nothing.

Hey Jameo, you are looking mighty scrumptious today.

 

[bresamil]

Hmm

Guilty of 44. Tar-jay and 51. Panties

Well at least I've got a reason now.

 

[migtig]

Combo, underpanties

Ohhhhhh I likey I got two new cool words to use today....I just need to go hug a mascot.

 

[cattitude]

Underwear. Panties is ghey.

drawers

 

[Jameo]

It keeps us single, so nothing.

Hey Jameo, you are looking mighty scrumptious today.

I'm having a good hair day too

 

[onebdzee]

20. Call your therapist from work on speakerphone

and now I know

 

[migtig]

drawers

I can't control my accent with the word "drawers"....so I avoid using that word. Maybe I should say "bloomers".

 

[aps45819]

I can't control my accent with the word "drawers"....so I avoid using that word. Maybe I should say "bloomers".

Draaaaaawers
Skivies

 

[sanchezf]

Ohhhhhh I likey I got two new cool words to use today....I just need to go hug a mascot.

How about underoos

 

[Chain729]

27. Eat with one arm guarding your plate- that qualifies as a survival instinct

67. Subscribe to any massive multiplayer online gaming experience- gave that up

73. Will do anything for "####s and giggles"- bad things happen when Chain gets bored.

That's all I got, where's my excuse?

 

[Magnum]

27. Eat with one arm guarding your plate

54. Display samurai swords in your office .... Does my bedroom count??


Well 2 out of 100 isn't bad