100 Reasons You're Still Single

[migtig]

How about underoos

UNDEROOS

 

[bresamil]

54. Display samurai swords in your office .... Does my bedroom count??

Nope. I didn't have to admit to my sword collection. ooops

 

[Magnum]

Nope. I didn't have to admit to my sword collection. ooops

 

[aps45819]

16. Have only one pickup line: "Why the long face?"

This always works on John Kerry

 

[Toxick]

What's wrong with using scrumptious?

Nothing at all.... but when I use the word, I go the Ned Flanders route, and say "scrum-diddley-umptious!"

 

[Chain729]

27. Eat with one arm guarding your plate

54. Display samurai swords in your office .... Does my bedroom count??


Well 2 out of 100 isn't bad

You're just too picky. They don't make "good girls" anymore. That model is "inactive for new design."

 

[jazz lady]

I guess I need to stop saying "scrumptious panties," huh?

 

[Chain729]

I guess I need to stop saying "scrumptious panties," huh?

101: You wear edible underwear on a daily basis.
102: You use 101 for an emergency snack.

 

[vegmom]

95. Are learning to play the bagpipes


Guess the author has never seen the crowds at the Rouges shows at the MD Ren Fest.

 

[jazz lady]

101: You wear edible underwear on a daily basis.
102: You use 101 for an emergency snack.

Okay, make that THREE things.

 

[jazz lady]

95. Are learning to play the bagpipes


Guess the author has never seen the crowds at the Rogues shows at the MD Ren Fest.

EJ I'd blow his horn ANY time.

 

[vegmom]

EJ I'd blow his horn ANY time.

From one of their cds: "Women can't resist a man who can finger, blow, and squeeze at the same time."

 

[jazz lady]

From one of their cds: "Women can't resist a man who can finger, blow, and squeeze at the same time."

Amen!

 

[virgovictoria]

Hmm

Guilty of 44. Tar-jay and 51. Panties

Well at least I've got a reason now.

Ditto. Now Kyle on the other hand...

 

[USWWarrior]

100. You are extremely over sensitive and easily offended by jokes

 

[USWWarrior]

Woo Hoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My karma is now in the red because sum biatch thinks I am not funny. Thank you so much.

 

[Kyle]

This always works on John Kerry

You picked up John Kerry?

 

[Kyle]

Ditto. Now Kyle on the other hand...

One #### amusement park mascot and you never hear the end of it... Geez!!!

Don't I get a pass for getting rid of the T-shirt?

 

[mAlice]

42. Have been edited out of several Girls Gone Wild videos

51. Call underwear "panties"

73. Will do anything for "####s and giggles"

 

[MMDad]

You picked up John Kerry?

Oh snap!!!



Asp, you going to take that?

Never mind, he'll take it any way he can get it.