40th Birthday ideas?

R

remaxrealtor

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My husband turns 40 in a few weeks and I want to do something special for him. We just had a huge family get together so I'm thinking of something for just the two of us. Any suggestions?
 

K_Jo

Pea Brain
PREMO Member
Oz said:
What are we voting on?

:confused:
The realtor can't decide whether she should give the hubby a lap dance or a pole dance for his 21st birthday, and I voted for "pole."
 

RoseRed

American Beauty
PREMO Member
K_Jo said:
The realtor can't decide whether she should give the hubby a lap dance or a pole dance for his 21st birthday, and I voted for "pole."
You are so generous, first coffee, now pole's... :lmao:
 
R

remaxrealtor

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K_Jo said:
:shocked: No wonder you can crack open walnuts with your butt cheeks!

I usually save that for my encore.

Maybe I'll just :gossip: with a candle on top of my head....
 

Agee

Well-Known Member
Have both your bags packed, and loaded in the car for a long weekend. Have him in a comprimising position, handcuff him, blindfold him, then pack his azz in the loaded car, and drive him to a pre-determined location of your choice.


A couple of caveats:

1. The road trip has to last at least two hours, in which you keep him in the dark, but tease him with splashes of his favorite beverage, and vocal sexual enuendos.

2. Keep the car stereo to a level of which he has no idea where the hell he is.

Okay, one more, stop every 30 minutes or so, and perform a brief, but not totally fufilling tantillizing act of your choice.

Have fun :peace:
 

K_Jo

Pea Brain
PREMO Member
Airgasm said:
Have both your bags packed, and loaded in the car for a long weekend. Have him in a comprimising position, handcuff him, blindfold him, then pack his azz in the loaded car, and drive him to a pre-determined location of your choice.


A couple of caveats:

1. The road trip has to last at least two hours, in which you keep him in the dark, but tease him with splashes of his favorite beverage, and vocal sexual enuendos.

2. Keep the car stereo to a level of which he has no idea where the hell he is.

Okay, one more stop every 30 minutes or so, and perform a brief, but not totally fufilling tantillizing act of your choice.

Have fun :peace:
OMG, that would freak me out! Maybe she should just pay to have him kidnapped! :shocking:
 

jwwb2000

pretty black roses
aps45819 said:
When I turned 40, I got a boquet of dead flowers and a coffee cup that says 40 isn't old if you're a tree :bawl:

:lmao: I gave my mom a very nice bouquet of dead flowers with black ribbon and all for her 40th :lmao: I even had a tombstone cake made for her with grey icing.....It was so morbid but I was :roflmao:
 
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