40th Birthday ideas?

[aps45819]

My sister made this big tombstone with Lordy, lordy, look who's forty and set it in her best friends front yard with spotlights shining on it. A drunk wrecked his car in her yard that night and the local paper had a picture of the wreck and the tombstone.

 

[Oz]

I hate all of that Lordy crap, and the ads in the newspaper, signs, etc...

 

[remaxrealtor]

I hate all of that Lordy crap, and the ads in the newspaper, signs, etc...

Couldn't agree more!

 

[Chasey_Lane]

Strippers!

 

[kwillia]

Strippers!

Do not... I repeat... do not hire nomo.

 

[Chasey_Lane]

Do not... I repeat... do not hire nomo.

But she can do that neat trick...you know...now you see it, now you don't. :shrug:

 

[kwillia]

But she can do that neat trick...you know...now you see it, now you don't. :shrug:

Yeah, but you seem to forget the claim made against homeowners insurance after she shot it across the room and hit in the forehead forcing him to go to the ER for stitches...he still has a scar...