5 Things That Can Apparently Make Women Orgasm

SoMDGirl42

Well-Known Member
"the rumble of the train, the purr of a hairdryer, or the rhythmic drone of a photo-copier."

I just bought a new hairdryer. Obviously I did not do enough research on the subject, mine only dries my hair! :cds: :bawl:

I want a refund!
 

ICit

Jam out with ur clam out
I just bought a new hairdryer. Obviously I did not do enough research on the subject, mine only dries my hair! :cds: :bawl:

I want a refund!

:smack:.... you are not using it right!

... :shrug:.. maybe she was drying her "hair" :coffee: :dye:
 

buddscreekman

New Member
Hairdryer and photo copier?? WHAT is she doing with them?

I can't resist - honey,please don't be mad. My wife has a hairdryer fetish. Seriously. She likes to be blow-dried. She will actually orgasm from me drying her back,like the skin on her back. I've seen the toes curl,dude. Once I plugged it in and dried her,head to toe while she was laying in bed. She likes other heat related stuff too - like when things come out of the dryer,I will dump the whole load on her and she will just damn near squeal.
 

camily

Peace
I can't resist - honey,please don't be mad. My wife has a hairdryer fetish. Seriously. She likes to be blow-dried. She will actually orgasm from me drying her back,like the skin on her back. I've seen the toes curl,dude. Once I plugged it in and dried her,head to toe while she was laying in bed. She likes other heat related stuff too - like when things come out of the dryer,I will dump the whole load on her and she will just damn near squeal.
Yeah, I have a feeling that's not going to be enough. TMI.
 

Misfit

Lawful neutral
I can't resist - honey,please don't be mad. My wife has a hairdryer fetish. Seriously. She likes to be blow-dried. She will actually orgasm from me drying her back,like the skin on her back. I've seen the toes curl,dude. Once I plugged it in and dried her,head to toe while she was laying in bed. She likes other heat related stuff too - like when things come out of the dryer,I will dump the whole load on her and she will just damn near squeal.

Wow...your never getting any ever again.
 

SoMDGirl42

Well-Known Member
I can't resist - honey,please don't be mad. My wife has a hairdryer fetish. Seriously. She likes to be blow-dried. She will actually orgasm from me drying her back,like the skin on her back. I've seen the toes curl,dude. Once I plugged it in and dried her,head to toe while she was laying in bed. She likes other heat related stuff too - like when things come out of the dryer,I will dump the whole load on her and she will just damn near squeal.

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My advise: Hire a lawyer. She's either going to kill you or divorce you after that one.
 
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