59 Things a Man Should Never Do Past 30

[dems4me]

ALmost time for a trip to PA for some GOOD fireworks.. and I'm sorry. you're as young as you feel, and if I'm 50 years old and want to act like I'm 15 every now and then, more power to me, I should be old enough not to care what the hell other people think of me in my sneakers, in a tuxedo..

Sounds like you get yours uop where I get mine from

 

[Dougstermd]

Sounds like you get yours uop where I get mine from

i will show you mine if you show me yours

 

[dems4me]

Pyrotechnics while trying to cook dinner are not cool.

They are best after dinner when its dark out

 

[dems4me]

What does it mean to hit a 13 against a 6, are they referring to blackjack

 

[dems4me]

Bob
Road trip?

I call shotgun!!!!

Seriously calling shotgun is still purdy damn important.
next to buying fireworks.

37. Call "shotgun" before getting in a car.

38. Dispute someone else's call of "shotgun."

 

[oldman]

Hey, my wallet is fastened with Velcro! Ain't nuthin ghey about that. My old one fell apart and it was all the store had. Perhaps if I had a wife she would have insisted I take it back but I sort of doubt it. Then again, perhaps she would. I can picture it now, middle of the night and I'm dreaming of boobies only to wake up to the sound of Velcro coming apart and she and I are the only ones in the house. Perhaps only married men should not have Velcro'd wallets?

 

[justbeachy]

My man still does alot of those things. I find it endearing

 

[dems4me]

Hey, my wallet is fastened with Velcro! Ain't nuthin ghey about that. My old one fell apart and it was all the store had. Perhaps if I had a wife she would have insisted I take it back but I sort of doubt it. Then again, perhaps she would. I can picture it now, middle of the night and I'm dreaming of boobies only to wake up to the sound of Velcro coming apart and she and I are the only ones in the house. Perhaps only married men should not have Velcro'd wallets?

Are you saying single men shoudl have velco so it would act as an alarm of sorts if the girlfriend is opening it?

 

[oldman]

Are you saying single men shoudl have velco so it would act as an alarm of sorts if the girlfriend is opening it?

Good point. Married men and men with girlfriends should all have velcro'd wallets. They do make good alarms, I so sayeth. And it's on the internet so we know it must be true.

 

[aps45819]

They are best after dinner when its dark out

OK, having what you're cooking your dinner on turn into pyrotecnicks is'nt cool

 

[dems4me]

OK, having what you're cooking your dinner on turn into pyrotecnicks is'nt cool

I love fireworks and last year had my own stash... this year I need to rebuild... Love fireworks... Here Asp, let me help..

fireworks = good
gaseous explosions = bad

does that simply it any for you?

 

[itsbob]

I'd addd, live at home with mom and dad.. THAT should be #1 on list of things a 30 year old man shouldn't do..

 

[gumby]

I love fireworks and last year had my own stash... this year I need to rebuild... Love fireworks... Here Asp, let me help..

fireworks = good
gaseous explosions = bad

does that simply it any for you?

I have 3 or 4 dozen nice mortars left. i'm a little skeered to shoot them in the hood. I set some off last Labor Day and had to stop cause there was no wind and so much smoke we were choking. Where can some good mortars be set off without fear of THE LAW???

 

[dems4me]

I have 3 or 4 dozen nice mortars left. i'm a little skeered to shoot them in the hood. I set some off last Labor Day and had to stop cause there was no wind and so much smoke we were choking. Where can some good mortars be set off without fear of THE LAW???

The Mojave Desert? Don't know of a place, usually though I think its best if you feel out your neighbors, once you get their blessing , perhaps throw out a casual invite you should be ok.

 

[fttrsbeerwench]

Why not just say the only thing a man over 30 CAN do is dress like Mister Rogers and write checks....

What an exciting man that must be.....


Not!(number 60)

 

[jazz lady]

I love fireworks and last year had my own stash... this year I need to rebuild... Love fireworks...

I'm still "shell-shocked" about fireworks for some reason. :incoming:

 

[Kyle]

"Kyle" "Kyle" "Where for art thou, Kyle?"

I'm only guilty of a couple of those...

Oh, and BTW... The All-Stars WERE Black!

 

[dems4me]

I'm still "shell-shocked" about fireworks for some reason. :incoming:

You should run faster

 

[jazz lady]

You should duck faster

:fixed:

 

[Ken King]

22. Wear Disney-themed neckties.

Glad you didn't say Disney-themed boxers.

46. Organize a party bus.

Guess you've never been on a "Mystery Tour". Kick-Ass cruise party without having to worry about driving.