Chasey_Lane
Salt Life
Gynecologist are doing this, too. They are checking for colon cancer and if it could mean saving your life, put up with it for 10 seconds.bcp said:
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Pete
Repete
Gynecologists are doing the finger wave in the no-no? I thought it was to check the prostate gland? When I was in medical school I learned that chicks don't have prostate glands.Chasey_Lane said:Gynecologist are doing this, too. They are checking for colon cancer and if it could mean saving your life, put up with it for 10 seconds.
Chasey_Lane
Salt Life
Gyno's are doing it to check for colon cancer. They are "feeling" for lumps/polyps. Guys can be checked for both, I presume.Pete said:
Chasey_Lane
Salt Life
Pete said:
Stop, I'm being serious. 
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Larry Gude
Strung Out
Get over it...
...didn't you ever play sports? Didn't you ever turn and cough? Take showers at school or the gym in front of other guys? Jeesus. Just because your health can be examined by checking out your junk doesnt mean the man has a thing for you.
As for his fingers, just to be perfectly clear, I crap turds bigger than his freaking arm, let alone a damn finger.
Bend over, assume the position and let the man do his job. He doesn't wanna be 'nose' picking up your azz any longer than you want him to be.
I wonder how many men have died years early over the years because they
refuse to let another man stick his finger up their azz?
Wait. You know what? Don't go. It's all a conspiracy. There is no medical reason, whatsoever, to stick a finger up your azz. They simply do it as an old med school joke and they keep score as to who was totally
over the exam and who was :whatever: so that they can laugh at the power they have to get people to do any crazy, stupid thing they can think of.
Look at female exams. They even built a chair.
"Think they'll go for this?
"Nah! How stupid do you think people are? We're pushing it with the finger thing."
"No, I bet they'll do it! Look, I built this escargot tool and I'll bet you i can get them to let me stick this up their wuss!"
"Let me know. BCP's coming in and I wanna shove it up his azz! He's totally over this! Last time, I got him to try breathing through his bunghole because I said it would make it easier."
Remember; Doctors play golf together. They buy things together. They even share stock tips, but the never, ever shake hands.
bcp said:
...didn't you ever play sports? Didn't you ever turn and cough? Take showers at school or the gym in front of other guys? Jeesus. Just because your health can be examined by checking out your junk doesnt mean the man has a thing for you.
As for his fingers, just to be perfectly clear, I crap turds bigger than his freaking arm, let alone a damn finger.
Bend over, assume the position and let the man do his job. He doesn't wanna be 'nose' picking up your azz any longer than you want him to be.
I wonder how many men have died years early over the years because they
refuse to let another man stick his finger up their azz?
Wait. You know what? Don't go. It's all a conspiracy. There is no medical reason, whatsoever, to stick a finger up your azz. They simply do it as an old med school joke and they keep score as to who was totally
over the exam and who was :whatever: so that they can laugh at the power they have to get people to do any crazy, stupid thing they can think of. Look at female exams. They even built a chair.
"Think they'll go for this?
"Nah! How stupid do you think people are? We're pushing it with the finger thing."
"No, I bet they'll do it! Look, I built this escargot tool and I'll bet you i can get them to let me stick this up their wuss!"
"Let me know. BCP's coming in and I wanna shove it up his azz! He's totally
over this! Last time, I got him to try breathing through his bunghole because I said it would make it easier."Remember; Doctors play golf together. They buy things together. They even share stock tips, but the never, ever shake hands.
Pete
Repete
Larry Gude said:...didn't you ever play sports? Didn't you ever turn and cough? Take showers at school or the gym in front of other guys? Jeesus. Just because your health can be examined by checking out your junk doesnt mean the man has a thing for you.
As for his fingers, just to be perfectly clear, I crap turds bigger than his freaking arm, let alone a damn finger.
Bend over, assume the position and let the man do his job. He doesn't wanna be 'nose' picking up your azz any longer than you want him to be.
I wonder how many men have died years early over the years because they
refuse to let another man stick his finger up their azz?
Wait. You know what? Don't go. It's all a conspiracy. There is no medical reason, whatsoever, to stick a finger up your azz. They simply do it as an old med school joke and they keep score as to who was totally
Look at female exams. They even built a chair.
"Think they'll go for this?
"Nah! How stupid do you think people are? We're pushing it with the finger thing."
"No, I bet they'll do it! Look, I built this escargot tool and I'll bet you i can get them to let me stick this up their wuss!"
"Let me know. BCP's coming in and I wanna shove it up his azz! He's totally
Remember; Doctors play golf together. They buy things together. They even share stock tips, but the never, ever shake hands.
cavemanken
Fire Fire Fire
For most of us older guys it's way too late.......but I recently heard that the scope up the butt will be a thing of the past in about two years. They have found a way of testing the blood for an indication of colon cancer. They younger generation has it so much easier.
Chasey_Lane
Salt Life
Yep and he's been my doctor for 11 years!Pete said:
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