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bohman

Well-Known Member
Airgasm said:
depper, depper, depper, depper, depper, depper, depper !!! :neener:

:killingme I hear that the ladies call you dapper, but I'm not sure what that has to do with the topic. Hopefully, not much....
 

Agee

Well-Known Member
bohman said:
:killingme I hear that the ladies call you dapper, but I'm not sure what that has to do with the topic. Hopefully, not much....

I knew something didn't look right, but I kept typing. I was at least consistent!

Paging Mr. Dumass, Phone call for Mr. Dumass...
 

Vince

......
DoWhat said:
I hated flight physicals when I was in the Navy.
They would also make you do the turn and cough groping.
Navy did it to me once a year for more than 20 years. A real pain in the azz. :lmao:
 
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dems4me

Guest
Pete said:
Are ovaries within 3 inches of the rectum?:confused:


Every obgyn I've been to has always done the same thing - although I don't know why, I figured it was to check for something just never knew what. I'm sure its not fun for them either. :shrug:
 
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StephenCMT

Guest
Get in with Deb, the CNP at the Jayaraman clinic in Mechanicsville. I went through one of the most painful and humiliating experiences (on so many levels) of my life this past year and she was a freakin' beacon of light.

She has small hands (funny but it makes a difference LOL), gives national seminars for problems in that area so she knows her stuff, and she's a no-nonsense type of practitioner who literally saved me hundreds of dollars when a local pharmacy almost got away with charging me 300+ bucks for something when it cost $18 at the Target in California, MD. No joke, people. I was steamed, demanded AND got a big refund on my last prescription purchase because of it. How many practitioners come through for you like that?

If she could do all of that for me as a self-employed business owner without medical insurance, then she's definitely worth a visit for anybody else. Plus I know the Jayaraman family and they're some of the greatest people around. Good luck to you and remember...breathe and relax! :p
 

Pete

Repete
StephenCMT said:
Get in with Deb, the CNP at the Jayaraman clinic in Mechanicsville. I went through one of the most painful and humiliating experiences (on so many levels) of my life this past year and she was a freakin' beacon of light.

She has small hands (funny but it makes a difference LOL), gives national seminars for problems in that area so she knows her stuff, and she's a no-nonsense type of practitioner who literally saved me hundreds of dollars when a local pharmacy almost got away with charging me 300+ bucks for something when it cost $18 at the Target in California, MD. No joke, people. I was steamed, demanded AND got a big refund on my last prescription purchase because of it. How many practitioners come through for you like that?

If she could do all of that for me as a self-employed business owner without medical insurance, then she's definitely worth a visit for anybody else. Plus I know the Jayaraman family and they're some of the greatest people around. Good luck to you and remember...breathe and relax! :p
Unless you tell us all about the "painful and humiating" experience how can we know to trust you?
 
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StephenCMT

Guest
LOL Why do I feel like I'm stepping in to a trap here? :p

Long story made short...I had Urethritis and the place I went to gave me a one-time shot of Zith and said, "Meh. You're cured. Bye". I was fine for a bit and then it came back but worse and farther in and one of my marbles started aching. Went to another place. Was told it was Epididymitis, given a prescription for a week and told, "Meh. You'll be cured".

Here's the fun part. It got better for a bit longer and I really did think I was better. A girl came into my life and we'd both been attracted to eachother for many years and finally had the opportunity to be intimate. BAM! It came back worse than the other two times and affected me in the most intimate way...

Prostatitis. A 31 year old man with Prostatitis. Needless to say it put a huge damper on a relationship that had years of anticipation built up and the way the girl handled it was like something out of an Alanis Morrisette song. I'd never before felt so worthless as a man than during that time. And it was Deb who figured it out and told me that I should have been on way more medication from the get-go to prevent all this crap.

Ultimately, it ended up as a positive experience. I got my act together and have lost 50 lbs since January. I broke up with that girl after I realized how selfish she was in that and other areas, I look and feel better than I have in years, my equipment is back in order (LOL) and I have a greater awareness of my own mortality. Wisdom comes in many forms and this form hit home with some force.
 
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Pete

Repete
StephenCMT said:
LOL Why do I feel like I'm stepping in to a trap here? :p

Long story made short...I had Urethritis and the place I went to gave me a one-time shot of Zith and said, "Meh. You're cured. Bye". I was fine for a bit and then it came back but worse and farther in and one of my marbles started aching. Went to another place. Was told it was Epididymitis, given a prescription for a week and told, "Meh. You'll be cured".

Here's the fun part. It got better for a bit longer and I really did think I was better. A girl came into my life and we'd both been attracted to eachother for many years and finally had the opportunity to be intimate. BAM! It came back worse than the other two times and affected me in the most intimate way...

Prostatitis. A 31 year old man with Prostatitis. Needless to say it put a huge damper on a relationship that had years of anticipation built up and the way the girl handled it was like something out of an Alanis Morrisette song. I'd never before felt so worthless as a man than during that time. And it was Deb who figured it out and told me that I should have been on way more medication from the get-go to prevent all this crap.

Ultimately, it ended up as a positive experience. I got my act together and have lost 50 lbs since January. I broke up with that girl after I realized how selfish she was in that and other areas, I look and feel better than I have in years, my equipment is back in order (LOL) and I have a greater awareness of my own mortality. Wisdom comes in many forms and this form hit home with some force.
So the moral of the story is that if a woman comes into your life and one of your balls begins to ache, it is a sign to dump her before she sucks out your will to live?
 

MJ

Material Girl
PREMO Member
Pete said:
So the moral of the story is that if a woman comes into your life and one of your balls begins to ache, it is a sign to dump her before she sucks out your will to live?

I think he lost 50lbs and wanted to trade in for a hottie. :bubble:
 
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StephenCMT

Guest
LOL "Teste-sense....TINGLING!!"

And she is a hottie. But you begin to tell that the love is one-sided and you have to make a choice when the realization hits. There's a line from a song that fits that moment: "You're standin' in the way of the next one 'cuz you ain't the right one..." :)
 
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