Anyone else hate pine trees?

[huntr1]

I have tons of weed pines in/around the stormwater pond enclosure next to my house. 2 years ago I transplanted 10 or so to the base of the hill in front of the fence to screen it from the road. 3 or 4 lived. I'm gonna try again this month with more of the little bastards that are coming up on my property. I hate pine trees when they are on my property, but they do have a use when not on my land. Any that I don't transplant are getting ripped out and left to rot.

 

[Vince]

A dyslexic with a bad attitude.

What's wrong with taking a saw to your trees? Too close to the house for comfort or critical areas restrictions?:shrug:

Did just that many years ago before all the BS. Cleared my one lot out after the house went up on the other. One Sunday morning, laid 15 pines down on top of each other like cord wood. Of course it took another 6 months to cut them up and haul away or burn. Back then you could build a bon fire and no one would say anything. Now....to cut one tree on your property in Calvert County you need a permit and it cost you $130 per tree, which you pay to the county. It sucks.

 

[kom526]

Well, every one of the fifteen trees is 30'+- tall. It would be nice to be able to fell them but that isn't possible. (houses etc.) So....the only option would be to climb to the top with a chainsaw and work down. I'm here to tell you, homeboy ain't climbin' no trees that high, with or without a chainsaw; and hiring somebody to cut them down would cost me my left *** and front seat in H*ll. So, when icy or snowy weather hits around here, I kinda walk around looking up and hoping for the best.

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