Anyone have any advice

[Fruitcake Lady]

Do you actually think she was being serious?

 

[DoWhat]

Does he poop in the tub?

I found the answer to your question.

Yeah you just wait! Noah's done it once. The good ol' days when I use to use a bathmat too. He was probably a year old and he was taking a bath on a Saturday morning and I was right at the sink putting my makeup on letting him have a good time and play with his toys. I turn around and he's got the turd in his hand!

 

[Ehesef]

Sounds like a plan

I'm with you. That's what my parents did. I would sleep on the couch but it wasn't because I didn't like my bed, it was because I wanted to play and watch tv.

 

[vraiblonde]

Set your alarm to get up in the middle of the night and check his location (of simply when you wake up...). If he's on the couch, beat his tail and put him back to bed. Easy.

And there you have it!

 

[Ehesef]

I'm with you. That's what my parents did. I would sleep on the couch but it wasn't because I didn't like my bed, it was because I wanted to play and watch tv.

Anyone have any advice 01-25-2005 01:32 PM You are bigger azztard than Elaine or Pixie but not bigger than Bogart. Well dang, I was going for first. Guess I'll to apply myself a little better.

 

[DoWhat]

Anyone have any advice 01-25-2005 01:32 PM You are bigger azztard than Elaine or Pixie but not bigger than Bogart. Well dang, I was going for first. Guess I'll to apply myself a little better.

Me got some too.

Anyone have any advice 01-25-2005 11:40 AM you are an azztard

 

[mAlice]

They're just jealous because they're not part of the azzhat club.

 

[virgovictoria]

Azztard

Azztard = Azzhole + Retard Offspring?


TIA

 

[mAlice]

yone have any advice 01-25-2005 03:40 PM Azzhat, how do you sleep at night?

I sleep just fine, tyvm. It's very soothing to know that when I lay my head down at night, I've pizzed someone off and it's keeping them awake.

 

[RoseRed]

I sleep just fine, tyvm. It's very soothing to know that when I lay my head down at night, I've pizzed someone off and it's keeping them awake.

 

[pixiegirl]

yone have any advice 01-25-2005 03:40 PM Azzhat, how do you sleep at night?

I sleep just fine, tyvm. It's very soothing to know that when I lay my head down at night, I've pizzed someone off and it's keeping them awake.

 

[BuddyLee]

yone have any advice 01-25-2005 03:40 PM Azzhat, how do you sleep at night?

I sleep just fine, tyvm. It's very soothing to know that when I lay my head down at night, I've pizzed someone off and it's keeping them awake.

 

[mAlice]

Anyone have any advice 01-25-2005 04:49 PM you are an azztard with bad parenting skills. I sleep fine at night.

Oh, man. Now I'm gonna' toss and turn all night.

 

[mAlice]

Anyone have any advice 01-25-2005 05:33 PM have another

Pathetic. Don't come to the table with no power points.

 

[RoseRed]

Anyone have any advice 01-25-2005 04:49 PM you are an azztard with bad parenting skills. I sleep fine at night.

Oh, man. Now I'm gonna' toss and turn all night.

This is the perfect sleeping remedy for you!

 

[mAlice]

This is the perfect sleeping remedy for you!

Shhh. I was trying to give it self esteem boost.

 

[RoseRed]

Shhh. I was trying to give it self esteem boost.

You'll need to try harder.

 

[mAlice]

You'll need to try harder.

 

[RoseRed]

 

[nomoney]

if you don't feel comfortable actually locking them in a room (which I myself do find a little extreme) just put a baby gate up at their door. I have done this since the oldest figured out how to climb out of the crib. Before they figured out how to remove the baby gate they would call for me. Now that they are older (4 and 5) I still use the baby gate-not to keep them in their room as they can easily open it now..but it gives me peace of mind because when they wake up in the middle of the night and feel the need to wander around -them removing the gate instantly wakes me up. Something that would alert you to your child being up and about, gate, bell, etc should be sufficiant enough for you to wake up and put their butt back to bed-that simple. :shrug: