bcp
In My Opinion
Ok, so I see and read about all of these car clubs where people come together and show off their race cars, or their modified rice burners, or maybe its a Vette meet or a Viper meet.
now this is all just fine and dandy, and Im sure that these people have much to be proud of in their ownership of a fine piece of machinery complete with a full set of matching tires with tread, yet I feel that something is missing.
thats right, Im talking about the rest of us that drive junkers because we are too poor to afford those high end models that seem to attract the club members.
I would like to start a junkers club where we can all sit around our rusted out POS drinking beer, swapping stories of wife beatings years gone by and wishing that we would have had a pair of shoes to wear to the meet.
Added to our group should be a tow truck or two willing to jump start or push start or just tow our crap back to the trailer where we can put those midnight auto parts in so as to make it back to the next meet.
We also need a place to meet, I would suggest a parking lot that is in a store area that would contain a parts store and a beer store, the best location would be the parking lot of a junkyard with a beer store next door.
I can get my neighbor "Billy Rae" to join up and bring his 72 F-150, he has bolted an icebox into whats left of the bed and he runs a generator to keep it cold for the beer. (do that with your friggin Vette, Viper or Ricer)
anyone else want to join me in starting this limited membership club?
Please submit photos of your pride and joy (no, not that,, your car) for approval to the club.
Women with missing teeth, no shoes and high hair can join even if they dont have a car.
now this is all just fine and dandy, and Im sure that these people have much to be proud of in their ownership of a fine piece of machinery complete with a full set of matching tires with tread, yet I feel that something is missing.
thats right, Im talking about the rest of us that drive junkers because we are too poor to afford those high end models that seem to attract the club members.
I would like to start a junkers club where we can all sit around our rusted out POS drinking beer, swapping stories of wife beatings years gone by and wishing that we would have had a pair of shoes to wear to the meet.
Added to our group should be a tow truck or two willing to jump start or push start or just tow our crap back to the trailer where we can put those midnight auto parts in so as to make it back to the next meet.
We also need a place to meet, I would suggest a parking lot that is in a store area that would contain a parts store and a beer store, the best location would be the parking lot of a junkyard with a beer store next door.
I can get my neighbor "Billy Rae" to join up and bring his 72 F-150, he has bolted an icebox into whats left of the bed and he runs a generator to keep it cold for the beer. (do that with your friggin Vette, Viper or Ricer)
anyone else want to join me in starting this limited membership club?
Please submit photos of your pride and joy (no, not that,, your car) for approval to the club.
Women with missing teeth, no shoes and high hair can join even if they dont have a car.
i know the perfect redneck establishment to meet at! 
No, hold on, then I'd have to ask for Tuesday nights off. 
