Anyone want to form a new car club?

[bcp]

Sounds like a plan. We just used to fill swimmin pools with bass then fish outa them

everyone knows that fishing straight out of a swimmin pool is low class.
You gotta have the boat to fish from so people dont thing you are poor white trash.

 

[Magnum]

everyone knows that fishing straight out of a swimmin pool is low class.
You gotta have the boat to fish from so people dont thing you are poor white trash.

I didn't have a boat back then, but I do now. Lets do some parking lot fishin

 

[bcp]

I didn't have a boat back then, but I do now. Lets do some parking lot fishin

can you imagine the looks we would get when we threw our catch on the boat grill?

 

[Magnum]

can you imagine the looks we would get when we threw our catch on the boat grill?

Ha yeah we would get some looks. robably the same looks as the time a few of us made a redneck swimming pool. We put a tarp in the back of a pickup and made a swimming pool, what was funny was we tied the tarp up so we could drive around like that, we wound up in front of borders in Waldorf drawing a crowd.

 

[bcp]

I wanted to try that but was always afraid that it would crush my suspension. I only have a half ton

 

[vanbells]

what,, and give up the 15% increase in horsepower that the additional noise provides him?
Next your going to try and tell us is that window stickers dont add horsepower.

No way. Decals add horsepower!!!

 

[bcp]

well, I did it.
I put the tarp in the back of the truck and filled it up to the top of the wheel wells, then me and the daughter hopped on in with the beach ball, the noodle and a bud can each. shes only 10 but I didnt want people who saw the picts to think I was drinking alone, dont want them to have a bad impression of me.

should have seen the rushing flood through the front yard when we dropped the tailgate to empty it.

 

[Magnum]

well, I did it.
I put the tarp in the back of the truck and filled it up to the top of the wheel wells, then me and the daughter hopped on in with the beach ball, the noodle and a bud can each. shes only 10 but I didnt want people who saw the picts to think I was drinking alone, dont want them to have a bad impression of me.

should have seen the rushing flood through the front yard when we dropped the tailgate to empty it.

Redneck pools are the best. You should have left the water in, the drove around for a while for a mobile pool

 

[vires]

i have a 1989 mustang thats rusted has a primer colored hood the seat belts dont retract and it has a rusty engine can i join?

 

[aps45819]

i have a 1989 mustang thats rusted has a primer colored hood the seat belts dont retract and it has a rusty engine can i join?

No.
If you have a rusty engine that means it doesn't leak oil. :shrug:

 

[RadioPatrol]

Ok, so I see and read about all of these car clubs where people come together and show off their race cars, or their modified rice burners, or maybe its a Vette meet or a Viper meet.
now this is all just fine and dandy, and Im sure that these people have much to be proud of in their ownership of a fine piece of machinery complete with a full set of matching tires with tread, yet I feel that something is missing.

thats right, Im talking about the rest of us that drive junkers because we are too poor to afford those high end models that seem to attract the club members.

I would like to start a junkers club where we can all sit around our rusted out POS drinking beer, swapping stories of wife beatings years gone by and wishing that we would have had a pair of shoes to wear to the meet.

Added to our group should be a tow truck or two willing to jump start or push start or just tow our crap back to the trailer where we can put those midnight auto parts in so as to make it back to the next meet.

We also need a place to meet, I would suggest a parking lot that is in a store area that would contain a parts store and a beer store, the best location would be the parking lot of a junkyard with a beer store next door.
I can get my neighbor "Billy Rae" to join up and bring his 72 F-150, he has bolted an icebox into whats left of the bed and he runs a generator to keep it cold for the beer. (do that with your friggin Vette, Viper or Ricer)

anyone else want to join me in starting this limited membership club?
Please submit photos of your pride and joy (no, not that,, your car) for approval to the club.

Women with missing teeth, no shoes and high hair can join even if they dont have a car.

sure sign me up ........ do I get more points for having rust and Holes in the body work ?

 

[markskn]

My Subaru has some loose heat shields on the exhaust. It makes this super loud BUZZZZ when I down shift.

What kind of Subaru? I own a WRB STI. Let me know.

 

[Magnum]

Ok, so I see and read about all of these car clubs where people come together and show off their race cars, or their modified rice burners, or maybe its a Vette meet or a Viper meet.
now this is all just fine and dandy, and Im sure that these people have much to be proud of in their ownership of a fine piece of machinery complete with a full set of matching tires with tread, yet I feel that something is missing.

thats right, Im talking about the rest of us that drive junkers because we are too poor to afford those high end models that seem to attract the club members.

I would like to start a junkers club where we can all sit around our rusted out POS drinking beer, swapping stories of wife beatings years gone by and wishing that we would have had a pair of shoes to wear to the meet.

Added to our group should be a tow truck or two willing to jump start or push start or just tow our crap back to the trailer where we can put those midnight auto parts in so as to make it back to the next meet.

We also need a place to meet, I would suggest a parking lot that is in a store area that would contain a parts store and a beer store, the best location would be the parking lot of a junkyard with a beer store next door.
I can get my neighbor "Billy Rae" to join up and bring his 72 F-150, he has bolted an icebox into whats left of the bed and he runs a generator to keep it cold for the beer. (do that with your friggin Vette, Viper or Ricer)

anyone else want to join me in starting this limited membership club?
Please submit photos of your pride and joy (no, not that,, your car) for approval to the club.

Women with missing teeth, no shoes and high hair can join even if they dont have a car.

So when and where? Hopefully it's not too far.... I need to get me some ear plugs if it is duel pipes no mufflers or cats

 

[MLGTS08]

What kind of Subaru? I own a WRB STI. Let me know.

Lucky... A white STI is my dream car.

 

[huntr1]

sure sign me up ........ do I get more points for having rust and Holes in the body work ?

Jeepster or Commando?

 

[RadioPatrol]

Jeepster or Commando?

actually Jeepster Commando - 1967

225 V6, 3sp, put in a new timing chain, PO had unstalled the cam gear 180 degrees out of sync ........ so naturally it would not start

runs smooth no though, needs carb work the Rochester Duo Jet has a plugged idle jet on one side ..........

 

[SJSWING]

Ok, so I see and read about all of these car clubs where people come together and show off their race cars, or their modified rice burners, or maybe its a Vette meet or a Viper meet.
now this is all just fine and dandy, and Im sure that these people have much to be proud of in their ownership of a fine piece of machinery complete with a full set of matching tires with tread, yet I feel that something is missing.

thats right, Im talking about the rest of us that drive junkers because we are too poor to afford those high end models that seem to attract the club members.

I would like to start a junkers club where we can all sit around our rusted out POS drinking beer, swapping stories of wife beatings years gone by and wishing that we would have had a pair of shoes to wear to the meet.

Added to our group should be a tow truck or two willing to jump start or push start or just tow our crap back to the trailer where we can put those midnight auto parts in so as to make it back to the next meet.

We also need a place to meet, I would suggest a parking lot that is in a store area that would contain a parts store and a beer store, the best location would be the parking lot of a junkyard with a beer store next door.
I can get my neighbor "Billy Rae" to join up and bring his 72 F-150, he has bolted an icebox into whats left of the bed and he runs a generator to keep it cold for the beer. (do that with your friggin Vette, Viper or Ricer)

anyone else want to join me in starting this limited membership club?
Please submit photos of your pride and joy (no, not that,, your car) for approval to the club.

Women with missing teeth, no shoes and high hair can join even if they dont have a car.

Sounds Great, I don't have the junker yet, but looking to get the old Redneck mobile......Can i Join when I get it, and would you prefer and international Scout or a old Full size bronco? Of course it is going to have a lift with the big tires, and hopefully a few holes in the exhaust so it makes the nice gurgling noise when you let off the gas.

 

[RadioPatrol]

No.
If you have a rusty engine that means it doesn't leak oil. :shrug:

- or you just put a bunch of money into it -

 

[RadioPatrol]

Ok, so I see and read about all of these car clubs where people come together and show off their race cars, or their modified rice burners, or maybe its a Vette meet or a Viper meet.

SNIP

Women with missing teeth, no shoes and high hair can join even if they dont have a car.

So are we getting together @ Magnum's Place ?

PS: bcp your old bronco would have qualified ............

 

[greyhound]

Can you join if you have a Mother Ship?