Are Southern MD'ers southerners?

vraiblonde

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tomchamp said:
We didn't talk for an hour!
SEE???? :bonk:

I feel like this...wallflower or something. There was a day when some guy could glance at me across a room and never forget me. :frown:
 

MMDad

Lem Putt
tomchamp said:
You need your back ups...but they must be sleeping!

M.C. Grammer is funny...that's an old one and I don't know who said it first, Vrai quoted it a long time ago. Get you oun materail...(sp? on all)

I know who was the original M.C. Grammar. I doubt you remember, since that would require a brain cell or two.

Vrai, do you remember?
 

tomchamp

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MMDad said:
I know who was the original M.C. Grammar. I doubt you remember, since that would require a brain cell or two.

Vrai, do you remember?

Why do assume I have no cells left? I have something you don't! A heart. Why are you angree at the world?
 

vraiblonde

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tomchamp said:
Because I just could not get over the fact that I was talking to BL.
THE BL. Not some imposter, but THE actual BuddyLee! :notworthy


Okay, I'm 4 beers in....:hic:
 

MMDad

Lem Putt
tomchamp said:
Why do assume I have no cells left? I have something you don't! A heart. Why are you angree at the world?
Isn't Ang Ree the guy that directed Brokeback Mountain?
 

Nickel

curiouser and curiouser
MMDad said:
Isn't Ang Ree the guy that directed Brokeback Mountain?
That reminds me of this joke:

An Italian, and Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site. The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy. "You're in charge of sweeping," to the Irishman, "You're in charge of shoveling," and to the Chinese guy, "And you're in charge of supplies."

"Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that pile." So the foreman goes away for a couple hours, and when he returns, the pile of sand is untouched. He says to the Italian, "Why didn't you sweep any of it?"

The Italian replies, "I didn't have a broom. You said the Chinese guy was in charge of supplies, but he disappeared and I couldn't find him." So then the foreman turns to the Irishman and asks why he didn't shovel. The Irishman replies, "I couldn't get myself a shovel. You left the Chinese guy in charge of supplies, but I couldn't find him."

The foreman is really pissed off now, and storms off toward the pile of sand looking for the Chinese guy. Just then, the Chinese guy springs out from behind the pile of sand and yells 'SUPPLIES!"
 

BuddyLee

Football addict
Nickel said:
That reminds me of this joke:

An Italian, and Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site. The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy. "You're in charge of sweeping," to the Irishman, "You're in charge of shoveling," and to the Chinese guy, "And you're in charge of supplies."

"Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that pile." So the foreman goes away for a couple hours, and when he returns, the pile of sand is untouched. He says to the Italian, "Why didn't you sweep any of it?"

The Italian replies, "I didn't have a broom. You said the Chinese guy was in charge of supplies, but he disappeared and I couldn't find him." So then the foreman turns to the Irishman and asks why he didn't shovel. The Irishman replies, "I couldn't get myself a shovel. You left the Chinese guy in charge of supplies, but I couldn't find him."

The foreman is really pissed off now, and storms off toward the pile of sand looking for the Chinese guy. Just then, the Chinese guy springs out from behind the pile of sand and yells 'SUPPLIES!"
:nickeljoke: :groan: :lol:
 

MMDad

Lem Putt
Nickel said:
That reminds me of this joke:

An Italian, and Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site. The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy. "You're in charge of sweeping," to the Irishman, "You're in charge of shoveling," and to the Chinese guy, "And you're in charge of supplies."

"Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that pile." So the foreman goes away for a couple hours, and when he returns, the pile of sand is untouched. He says to the Italian, "Why didn't you sweep any of it?"

The Italian replies, "I didn't have a broom. You said the Chinese guy was in charge of supplies, but he disappeared and I couldn't find him." So then the foreman turns to the Irishman and asks why he didn't shovel. The Irishman replies, "I couldn't get myself a shovel. You left the Chinese guy in charge of supplies, but I couldn't find him."

The foreman is really pissed off now, and storms off toward the pile of sand looking for the Chinese guy. Just then, the Chinese guy springs out from behind the pile of sand and yells 'SUPPLIES!"
I like it! :lmao: :killingme
 

Nickel

curiouser and curiouser
BuddyLee said:
:lmao:Oh lord. That poor pig ear.:lmao:
I have a better one on the way. That's when he was an itty bitty. He's now twice that size, but he still acts like that. :lmao:
 
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