Best Ghey song of all time...

[Larry Gude]

...come on, everyone! Let's be happy and...ghey!

 

[Pete]

Anything by Leo Sayer

 

[rack'm]

here we are dear old friend
you and i drunk again
laughs have been had and and tears have been shed
maybe the whiskey's gone to my head

but if i were gay
i would give you my heart
and if i were gay
you'd be my work of art
and if i were gay
we would swim in romance
but i'm not gay
so get your hand out of my pants

its not that i dont care -i do
i just dont see myself in you
another time, another scene
i'd be right behind you -if you know what i mean

cause if i were gay
i would give you my soul
and if i were gay
i would give you my whole being
and if i were gay
we would tear down the walls
but i'm not gay
so wont you stop cupping my.. hand

we've never hugged
we've never kissed
i've never been intimate with your fist
you have opened brand new doors
get over here and drop your drawers

 

[Bruzilla]

Feelings... nothing more than feelings... feelings of... I don't know any more lyrics because by now I've changed the dial.

 

[vraiblonde]

Now wait. Is this the "best" ghey song or just the gheyest song?

If it's the "best", I vote for "Karma Chameleon" - that's a GREAT song.

If it's the gheyest....hmmm...probably "Rico Suave" But that was a hard choice - they're all pretty bad.

 

[nomoney]

Figured this one was pretty ghey....

The Horsey Song

by Mike Oldfield
from the album "Ommadawn"
Carolina Records 1975
Carol 1855-2





I like beer

I like cheese

I like the smell of a westerly breeze

But I like more then all these

Is to be on - horseback



Hey! and away we go!

Through the grass

Across the snow

Big brown beastie

Big brown face

I'd rather be with you then flying through space



I like thunder and

I like rain

And open fires and roaring flames

But if the thunder is in my brain

I like to be on-horseback



Some like the city

Some the noise

Some men cars

And others Toys

If I was to have the choice...

I rather be on-horseback



Hey! and away we go!

Through the grass

Across the snow

Big brown beastie

Big brown face

I'd rather be with you then flying through space



Some find it strange to be here

From this small planet and who knows where

And when it's strange and full of fear

It's nice to be on horseback

Some are short

And some are tall

Some hit their heads against the wall

But it really doesn't matter at all...

When you happen to be on horseback



Hey! and away we go!

Through the grass

Across the snow

Big brown beastie

Big brown face

I'd rather be with you then flying through space



So if you feel a little glum

To always wish you should come

In the summer, winter, rain or sun

It's good to be on horseback



Hmmm!



Hey! and away we go!

Through the grass

Across the snow

Big brown beastie

Big brown face

I'd rather be with you then flying through space

Hey! and away we go!

Through the grass

Across the snow

Big brown beastie

Big brown face

I'd rather be with you then flying through space

 

[greyhound]

You forgot to add "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" by Wham!

 

[jazz lady]

I'm surprised "MmmmBop" isn't on there.

 

[kwillia]

I'm surprised "MmmmBop" isn't on there.

 

[Larry Gude]

MMmbop...

I'm surprised "MmmmBop" isn't on there.

...rocks! When that came out all the girls were pretty young and would just play that over and over in the car. Not ghey rock, fun rock!

 

[greyhound]

And what about that pina colada song...Escape by Rupert Holms?

 

[jazz lady]

Oops...

 

[kwillia]

...rocks! When that came out all the girls were pretty young and would just play that over and over in the car. Not ghey rock, fun rock!

You're cool...

 

[Ecphora]

Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight
gonna grab some afternoon delight.
My motto's always been; when it's right, it's right.
Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night.
When everything's a little clearer in the light of day.
And you know the night is always gonna be there any way.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite
looking forward to a little afternoon delight.
Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
and the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

Started out this morning feeling so polite
I always though a fish could not be caught who wouldn't bite
But you've got some bait a waitin' and I think I might try nibbling
a little afternoon delight.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

Please be waiting for me baby when I come around.
We could make a lot of lovin' 'for the sun goes down.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

 

[Otter]

Feelings... nothing more than feelings... feelings of... I don't know any more lyrics because by now I've changed the dial.

hands down.

 

[BuddyLee]

How can you have a ghey song thread without Queen?

 

[jazz lady]

I was listening to some station up near Annapolis last night and they played George Michael's "I Want Your Sex." I remember how controversial it was when it came out and thought how ghey it sounds now.

 

[Coaster]

How can you have a ghey song thread without Queen?

Good call! That Flash Gordon thing they did was ghey as ghey could be ghey. Almost hate to say it, with all the great stuff they did otherwise.

 

[Nanny Pam]

Karma Cameleon is so ghey

 

[CandyRain]

You forgot to add "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" by Wham!

first thing i thought of