Best/Lamest pick up lines

Monello · Mar 31, 2013

Anyone care to share?

Roman · Mar 31, 2013

Didn't we go to different schools together?

struggler44 · Mar 31, 2013

Hey Sweetheart, Ever had your bellybutton tickled from the inside?

RAT969 · Mar 31, 2013

You wanta get lucky with a Sailor?

GURPS · Mar 31, 2013

Hi or Hello ...

CaneCorso · Apr 1, 2013

Buy me a beer and I'll leave you alone.

sockgirl77 · Apr 1, 2013

Will you be my first mate?

rich70 · Apr 1, 2013

Hi there, does this bar napkin smell like chloroform?

Baja28 · Apr 1, 2013

Did you know that the ABC song is the same tune as twinkle twinkle little star?

sockgirl77 · Apr 1, 2013

Baja28 said:
Did you know that the ABC song is the same tune as twinkle twinkle little star?

No. Should I hum the tune out on your flute to see if you're telling me the truth?

rich70 · Apr 1, 2013

Honey, just call me Snickers.....cause I'm so satisfying

kwillia · Apr 1, 2013

Here.. take this sugar packet.... *wink* *wink*

Baja28 · Apr 1, 2013

sockgirl77 said:
No. Should I hum the tune out on your flute to see if you're telling me the truth?

warneckutz · Apr 1, 2013

"Hi, I'm Kyle... wanna come over... at gunpoint?"

sockgirl77 · Apr 1, 2013

Baja28 said:
http://forums.somd.com/chit-chat/264972-betcha-didnt-realize.html

I missed that thread.

Baja28 · Apr 1, 2013

warneckutz said:
"Hi, I'm Kyle... wanna come over... at gunpoint?"

Chasey_Lane · Apr 1, 2013

Are you from Ireland by chance? 'Cause when I look at you my penis is Dublin.

lovinmaryland · Apr 1, 2013

Baja28 said:
Did you know that the ABC song is the same tune as twinkle twinkle little star?

dontknowwhy · Apr 2, 2013

Here (shoves roofie pill in her mouth)

DEEKAYPEE8569 · Apr 9, 2013

Monello said:
Anyone care to share?

Perhaps best used in an all-girls school?