Best/Lamest pick up lines

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czygvtwkr

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Nice shoes, wanna ____?

Do you have any _______ in you? No, want some?

Your pants are like a mirror, cause I can see myself in them.

If I said you had a great body would you hold it against me?

That outfit looks great on you, but it would look even better on my floor in the morning.
 
BOP

BOP

Well-Known Member
"Good morning, beautiful! Marry me this minute 'fore I slap the snot right outta you."

It's all in the delivery.

:coffee:
 
GWguy

GWguy

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:touches shirt sleeve: "Is this cotton?"

:touches pants leg: "Is this satin?"

:touches boob: "Is this felt?"
 
ZARA

ZARA

Registered User
*At a Night Club*

"Hey pretty Lady, Did you know you have the nicest teeth in here?"

True story..I walked away LMFAO and shaking my head.
 
jazz lady

jazz lady

~*~ Rara Avis ~*~
PREMO Member
Hands down nerdilicious winner. :lmao:
 

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TGB

TGB

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went to my cousins wedding in England and I had 3 separate guys give me cheesy pickuplines whilst I am with hubby,and the kids.

1. I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.

2. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

3. Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
 
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sockgirl77

sockgirl77

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TGB said:
went to my cousins wedding in England and I had 3 separate guys give me cheesy pickuplines whilst I am with hubby,and the kids.

1. I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
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I just send this to my boyfriend. His reply: "And this is why we were meant for each other...". :lmao:
 
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