Best/Lamest pick up lines

[RoseRed]

I can make you a nice spice rack.

You can also have some wood if you come and chop it and pay for it.

 

[DEEKAYPEE8569]

You can also have some wood if you come and chop it and pay for it.

Sounds a bit Bobbit-esque

 

[SG_Player1974]

"Would you NOT mind coming back to my house?"

Can't really get out of that one

 

[HollyRockJT]

Did you sit in sugar? Because you have a SWEET ASS

 

[Toxick]

"If I told you that you had a nice body would you slap me in the face with those big beautiful gelatinous breasts?"

 

[sockgirl77]

"If I told you that you had a nice body would you slap me in the face with those big beautiful gelatinous breasts?"

 

[SG_Player1974]

"If I told you that you had a nice body would you slap me in the face with those big beautiful gelatinous breasts?"

Good use of terminology. I suppose there is no real word like "siliconious"

 

[SoMD_Fun_Guy]

Good use of terminology. I suppose there is no real word like "siliconious"

or even "salineous"

 

[ZARA]

Good use of terminology. I suppose there is no real word like "siliconious"

or even "salineous"

Still better than "Fun Bags"

 

[GWguy]

 

[Monello]

Bump......

 

[Baja28]

Hey baby, I drive a Prius.

 

[warneckutz]

Hey baby, I drive a Prius.

Hello, DKP!

Or is that a Volt?

 

[TruckLuvr]

How do you stop a bull from charging? You take away his credit cards.

 

[warneckutz]

How do you stop a bull from charging? You take away his credit cards.

As a joke... it's bad ...

As a pick-up line?

 

[sockgirl77]

As a joke... it's bad ...

As a pick-up line?

Yeah, it does not work for either.