Blonde at Meadows Farms on Mother's Day
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aps45819
24/7 Single Dad
To late now dude, Carpe diem
aps45819
24/7 Single Dad
Are you the bag boy at Food Lion???
Were you wearing a light blue dress?
Ponytail
New Member
Good disguise for my return trips to SOMD, eh?
CRoyal
Infinite Impetus
So uh, why didn't you talk to her when she was right in front of you??
Chasey_Lane
Salt Life
My exact thoughts. Possible fear of rejection? :shrug:
Ponytail
New Member
May have been due to what he was purchasing. It happens.
It's hard making a serious hit, when you're holding a 12 pack of toilet paper, and a box of Pepto Bismol.
Trust me. Even if there's a perfectly good explanation, it'll never be heard.
Another bad combinations might be a Dr Suess Book, and a box of condoms.
(I'm just guessing with this one. No prior experience, I'm just sayin'...)
twobit
New Member
Yeah that's part of it. I have a habit of saying the wrong thing. It was at a nursery, so "hey, nice bush" could have been misconstrued.
aps45819
24/7 Single Dad
Or broke the ice
TurboK9
New Member
Find a checkout aisle with a hot chick in line, or cashiering. Have a box of condoms with you.
Ask hot chick if you can have her number / if she would like to get together later.
If she says "No" say "Well I guess I don't need these then" and toss the box of condoms casually somewhere in plain view.
Works every time.
Ask hot chick if you can have her number / if she would like to get together later.
If she says "No" say "Well I guess I don't need these then" and toss the box of condoms casually somewhere in plain view.
Works every time.
Vince
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Ponytail
New Member
I thought the State of Md revoked your visitors visa?
PT
"They get ya comin' in and they'll get you goin out".
I'll be coming down there alot in the next few months.
Vince
......
At least you don't have to open your wallet for Gov O'Malley anymore.
Ponytail
New Member
This years goal, is the same as last year...to eliminate the need to pay Md property Taxes.
Toxick
Splat
A good icebreaker is: "asphinctersezwhat".
One that works for some people, but for some reason did not work for me... I was in a bar one time, and I was watching this guy approach women. It took him about 2 tries, but he got a girl to leave with him.
He approached the girl and said, "Tickle your ass with a feather?"
She responded "WHAT?"
He said, "I said 'Particularly nasty weather.'"
Then they started talking, and they left together.
So I thought I'd try it. Being my first time, I must have messed up my delivery.
I walked up to a woman and I said: "Shove a chicken up your ass?"
She said "WHAT?!"
I said "####in' rain..."
I didn't get her to leave with me
Vince
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If you still own property here, good luck with that one.