Edit: As far as camel toe, what a chauvanistic world we still live in.
How is the existence of camel-toe a chauvanistic thing? Did men invent the camel toe to oppress women?
The camel toe is your way in; so you should worship it.
Worship it? That's a bit of a stretch, don'tcha think? A camel toe is nothing but a puss-wedgie. I would not worship that any more than I would worship a plumber's coin-slot.
... Which brings up this question: Do you take as much offense at people who make fun of plumber's crack as you seem to take at people who make fun of camel toe. Those kinds of jokes are pretty much directed exclusively towards men - plumbers and handy-men in particular. Consider your internal reaction when you look over at the guy fixing your refrigerator on his hands and knees, for you, fixing your appliances and all you see is a butt-split and hair. Is it a sense of awe? Amusement? Apathy? Revulsion?
I would love to see a man have a monthly for years, and then have a baby or two or ten, and then continue to make comments about outward physicalness.
While we're wishing sex-oriented evils on each other, I would love to see women lose their hair, experience premature ejaculation, get kicked in the nuts, and enjoy a few rounds of prostate cancer*.
To me camel toe equals a beer gut, nose hairs, spitting, scratching, or a knot in a mans jeans because they are 2 sizes too small or he is carrying an extra sock.
Yeah, we all have our burdens to bear. Deprecating humor is one of the ways that we, as human beings, cope with our foibles and deteriorating conditions.
Who really has the power?
Depends on what you mean by power. Go make me a sammich, and I'll elaborate.
*I really don't wish that, but hopefully the point came across.