Celibacy...
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Wickedwrench
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I think that's the second time someone has said that this week.itsbob said:
Foamy
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OMG! i cannot believe this topic is getting so much concern.....wait a minuite, yeah i can believe it 
Here is my take on the subject "at hand"
so....your tired of being in dead end relationships and spread'n em to any tom dick or harry-jane jill or sally that comes along. Well that can be a double edged sword
#1- if you decide not to bump uglies your slooooooooly start to get more and more desperate. pretty soon some toothless old geezer is gonna start looking attractive because you hadn't got some in a while
#2-if you go too long without getting a lil nookie, your gonna start getting frigid. you will end up snapping at people and end up a prude
#3-sooo you decide to get a b-o-b....well yippy skippy, you end up falling in love with this piece of plastic and pretty soon the only way you can get off is with batteries alone
#4-(and this is the one i like) join the pound and bangbangbang all you want with zero commitment
"your lord and master-Foamy"
Here is my take on the subject "at hand"
so....your tired of being in dead end relationships and spread'n em to any tom dick or harry-jane jill or sally that comes along. Well that can be a double edged sword
#1- if you decide not to bump uglies your slooooooooly start to get more and more desperate. pretty soon some toothless old geezer is gonna start looking attractive because you hadn't got some in a while
#2-if you go too long without getting a lil nookie, your gonna start getting frigid. you will end up snapping at people and end up a prude
#3-sooo you decide to get a b-o-b....well yippy skippy, you end up falling in love with this piece of plastic and pretty soon the only way you can get off is with batteries alone
#4-(and this is the one i like) join the pound and bangbangbang all you want with zero commitment
"your lord and master-Foamy"
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Vixen
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Wickedwrench said:I think that's the second time someone has said that this week.
Poor WW 
Wickedwrench
Stubborn and opinionated
I think I have found my soul mate.Chasey_Lane said:Wow, someone will the same views as me!I'm still a virgin and I'm waiting until I get married (BTW, I'm 34). It's easy for me to w/h because I've never experienced the act of love-making before, though, I hope to one day. Hang in there.
morganj614
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Foamy said:
NEVER, I say NEVER!
And how will you know the "right one"? What if you think you found them then you find out they are a dud in the sack and cannot please you?
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Vixen
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morganj614 said:NEVER, I say NEVER!
You could always have them pull their pants down on the first date. If the equipment is ok, they can be trained.
morganj614
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jwwb2000 said:You mean no more Boyscouts
:findingcovernow:
He was just dandy on the mattress, it was all the other crap that went along with him...Clingy, all consuming, hanger on, up my ass right from the get go
Now you better run fast
morganj614
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Vixen said:
You could always have them pull their pants down on the first date. If the equipment is ok, they can be trained.
I don't have kids or pets. I am NOT training a man. Real men don't need training
Wickedwrench
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I have never been so hurt.morganj614 said:
morganj614
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Wickedwrench said:I have never been so hurt.
No woman in their right mind would say that about you
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Vixen
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morganj614 said:He was just dandy on the mattress, it was all the other crap that went along with him...Clingy, all consuming, hanger on, up my ass right from the get go
Now you better run fast
That is because he
you! And you dumped him. Poor guy!
morganj614
New Member
He wasn't around long enough to achieve EX status
I didn't need a dingleberry
Thank you for the bright side
Cork poppin' time!
migtig said:That's what you get for going out with my ex (s)
I didn't need a dingleberry
Vixen said:That is because he
And you dumped him. Poor guy!
Thank you for the bright side
jazz lady said:At least he had teeth.
Cork poppin' time!
Calvert newbie
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does sex alone still count as sex 
Wickedwrench
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I like it when you switch.:shrug:crabcake said:Only if you switch hands.
