Celibacy...
- Thread starter Qurious
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Dougstermd
ORGASM DONOR
Qurious said:
seriously you should not buy the pig when you can get the sausage for free
dustin
UAIOE
The Mental Asylum
It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from
time to time,
and this should help get you started.
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked
the Director what the criterion was
which defined whether or not a
patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then
we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask
him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor.
"A normal person would use the bucket
because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the Director,
"A normal person would pull the plug."............. Do you want a room with or without a view?
It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from
time to time,
and this should help get you started.
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked
the Director what the criterion was
which defined whether or not a
patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then
we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask
him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor.
"A normal person would use the bucket
because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the Director,
"A normal person would pull the plug."............. Do you want a room with or without a view?
LexiGirl75
100% Goapele Head!
Oz said:But what about sex with no relationship?
Qourious I feel your pain, I was celibate between age 13 and 17 and then I gave myself some more since I had proven to myself to be ready for me again. Needless to say, I had learned my lesson and now I get it more than any man has ever got it.
However, I agree it's not about sex. We don't take breaks from relationships based solely on sex, waiting for the right person is circumstantial not destined and in any case the next time you "do" it, will probably not be with this awesome person you are waiting on. It's the odds.
Men are fools, they don't know what they want and we as women should not allow them to lead in a relationship. It's known by many married women that allowing men to make decisions only goes downhill. So us single women need to get with the program. Lead them, don't let them mislead you. Ask any single man what he wants, he doesn't know, he'll probably tell you some stuff his last girlfriend said she wanted.
This year I had a whirlwind of bs'ing men in my life, just when I freaking had enough and was done for the year, along comes the greatest sex, I mean man, I have been with in years. Don't know what I will do (with him besides what we do) but I certainly am not throwing emotions into the game right now. Emotions... perhaps that's what's needed to be kept at bay for a while until you grow into a committed relationship.
Here's a tip, date someone sexy but not your usual (younger, older, muscular, slim etc.). I mean, you're on hiatus right, this is just a twist to that. Sex them and trust me it will keep you in check as far as emotions because you are not tripped up by the he's "Mr. Right (now)" syndrome.
I apologize if you are a man, just flip the script of what I said to women. I just took it you were a dame since men do not hold out sex in relationships (money, feelings, the remote, but not sex). Good luck!!!
LexiGirl75
100% Goapele Head!
Oz said:Weren't you on here trolling for a white guy about 10 days ago?
Yes, and found one.
