Cheers! To Women Over 40
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For trying to #### block Andy Rooney! :hegotgame: 
I loves me some Mr. Inseam. 
LordStanley
I know nothing
Jameo said:Can the under 30 crowd get a little love too?
Sorry, Im taken
ServiceGuy
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CandyRain said:
LordStanley
I know nothing
Here here 
mygoldnhorse
Cowgirl Up
nachomama said:I am sooooo at this stage in my life...
Here's to us all!
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Fat Momma
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nachomama said:I am sooooo at this stage in my life...
Here's to us all!
By 60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS)
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a
woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually
more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive
restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
Andy Rooney is a really smart guy!
What can I say? We're hot and we know it.
willie
Well-Known Member
Andy is going to kick some butt if this doesn't stop!
http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/rooney2.asp
http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/rooney2.asp
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juggy4805
Guest
nachomama said:I am sooooo at this stage in my life...
Here's to us all!
By 60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS)
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a
woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually
more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive
restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
Andy Rooney is a really smart guy!
Damn, I can't wait until my wife is at that stage in her life.
Larry Gude
Strung Out
Thank you...
...for catching that lil' piece of Andy hypocrisy/making a fool of himself. Being twice as old as the chicks you're hitting on is bad enough when you're 44.
Lugnut said:Andy Rooney is 87, praising women in their 40's...
Guess he's finally given up on the 20-somethings!
...for catching that lil' piece of Andy hypocrisy/making a fool of himself. Being twice as old as the chicks you're hitting on is bad enough when you're 44.
willie
Well-Known Member
juggy4805 said:
It's all absolutely true but it was Frank Kaiser that wrote it, not Andy.
You better watch out what you wish for. She's going to know when you stretch the truth much less tell an outright lie. She'll finish sentences for you but worse than that, she will know what you're thinking and when you turn red and start stuttering there will be no way you'll get out of that mess.
This is why older guys play golf so slow, they're scared to go home.
