Cheers! To Women Over 40
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I even wrote a speach about it...and read it in front of a room full of people. 
Vince
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One: I value women over forty because I am a man over 40.nachomama said:I am sooooo at this stage in my life...
Here's to us all!
By 60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS)
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a
woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually
more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive
restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.
Two: If the women over forty doesn't want to watch the game and wants to do something more intersting, I'll turn the dayum TV off and go do it with her.
Three: I don't scream at women either at the opera or restaurants and I'm probably a much better shot so she has a fat chance at shooting me first. (there are exceptions to the shooting part).
Four: Never had praise from any woman so I'm still waiting.
Five: There are so many sexy women over forty so who gives a crap about the 20 somethings.
And six: I am not bald, paunchy and I definitely don't wear yellow pants.
And I don't chase after some 22 year old waitress. 
