Darth Kittyous

[AC/DC]

I hate it when I make a joke and either no one gets it or no one thinks it's funny.

Any joke that requires the least amount of thought is greatly overlooked.

 

[cattitude]

Any joke that requires the least amount of thought is greatly overlooked.

I don't get it.

 

[Pete]

Chopper the Wondercat tried desperately to show cat lovin to my mom who hates cats. It didn't work.

 

[vraiblonde]

Chopper the Wondercat tried desperately to show cat lovin to my mom who hates cats. It didn't work.

That's because cats only like people who hate them - if you treat them nicely, they'll snub you. Reminds me of some humans I know.

 

[AC/DC]

That's because cats only like people who hate them - if you treat them nicely, they'll snub you. Reminds me of some humans I know.

That explains why women go back to beaters.......

 

[Sharon]

I actually held and petted him last year.

Argh!


That's ok, Forrest loves me.

 

[jazz lady]

I should have posted a picture of my white cat. I brush my cats all the time, they love it, especially the white cat. He's got a really dense coat. I brushed him out yesterday morning and he looked so good and then he promptly went over to a bare spot in the yard and rolled in the dirt. He was a lovely shade of beige. He was very proud.

That reminds me of my old dog Rascal, a blonde lab mix. I'd give him a bath, then let him out in the back yard where he'd roll in the dirt until he was a lovely shade of brown.

 

[AC/DC]

That reminds me of my old dog Rascal, a blonde lab mix. I'd give him a bath, then let him out in the back yard where he'd roll in the dirt until he was a lovely shade of brown.

It's a natural instinct to disguise their scent.

I think dogs do that to get rid of that nasty shampoo smell too.

 

[cattitude]

That's because cats only like people who hate them - if you treat them nicely, they'll snub you. Reminds me of some humans I know.

Exactly. When my oldest's grandmother used to visit, one of my cats would go directly for her. She didn't like any animal. The cat was inisistent the he would sit on her lap.

 

[jazz lady]

It's a natural instinct to disguise their scent.

And why they try to roll in poop or on dead animals at every chance. :doggieperfume:

I think dogs do that to get rid of that nasty shampoo smell too.

I don't blame them. The stuff does stink to high heaven.

 

[AC/DC]

And why they try to roll in poop or on dead animals at every chance. :doggieperfume:

I don't blame them. The stuff does stink to high heaven.

Trying to hide the stink of "wet dog" is a mighty undertaking.

 

[huntr1]

Exactly. When my oldest's grandmother used to visit, one of my cats would go directly for her. She didn't like any animal. The cat was inisistent the he would sit on her lap.

My father-in-law claims he doesn't like cats. My best friend's dad certifiably hates cats. Whenever either of them visit, Mackenzie (our black attention whore cat) makes a bee-line for their laps. Even Remington (our yellow found under the shed tabby) tries to make nice with them, and he doesn't really care what anybody does, as long as they feed him.

 

[Larry Gude]

I hate cats...

My father-in-law claims he doesn't like cats. My best friend's dad certifiably hates cats. Whenever either of them visit, Mackenzie (our black attention whore cat) makes a bee-line for their laps. Even Remington (our yellow found under the shed tabby) tries to make nice with them, and he doesn't really care what anybody does, as long as they feed him.

...when Vrai's not around I put scotch tape on their paws and wrap aluminium foil around their tails. Whole lotta motion. No getting anywhere.

Priceless.

 

[cattitude]

...when Vrai's not around I put scotch tape on their paws and wrap aluminium foil around their tails. Whole lotta motion. No getting anywhere.

Priceless.

 

[mainman]

...when Vrai's not around I put scotch tape on their paws and wrap aluminium foil around their tails. Whole lotta motion. No getting anywhere.

Priceless.

Put a sock on their head and they run around backward for some reason...

 

[vraiblonde]

Thank you.

Look at Larry, trying to be all macho like. That's why every time he walks by, Osama bin Moosie flops over like a dead cockroach so he can get his customary belly rub.

 

[Pete]

I want a cool nicname for Chopper the wondercat

 

[dems4me]

I hate it when I make a joke and either no one gets it or no one thinks it's funny.

Welcome to my world...

 

[cattitude]

Put a sock on their head and they run around backward for some reason...

No..no..that's called "playing elephant." My cats LOVE that.