Dating survey: Female mustache a deal breaker
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bcp
In My Opinion
I have little freckles on my top lip that darken in the summer when I tan. I worry that it looks like a faint 'stache if I don't put makeup on.
There's nothing I can do about it....
My husband lies and says he's never noticed - which is partly why I love him so much and make him sandwiches.
I love freckles on women, the ones you describe would be sexy as hell
now wheres my damn sammich?
MMM_donuts
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ArkRescue
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Sorry, my sammich making quota is currently full but if the hubby ever acknowledges my stache freckles and speaks of them publicly, we'll talk.
LOL yeah but I think bcp already has his own sammich maker <G>
acommondisaster
Active Member
....at least until vrai gets home.
acommondisaster
Active Member
Just before we went to my husbands high school reunion in NJ, I went to get my eyebrows waxed. The lady asked if I wanted my upper lip waxed. I was kind of shocked, because I've never noticed that I had a 'stache. No thank you, I said - she nods and points at my upper lip again and I'm like "damn - I've gone old lady" and finally agreed.
By the next night (the reunion) my upper lip looked like hamburger. Like cold sore city. Like - "Pardon me, but you have some raw liver stuck to your lip and it's oozing" It burned like crazy and I looked hideous. I don't know these damn people at the reunion, and they're staring at my lip, feeling sorry for my husband for marrying such an infected hag. I DONT have a moustache, and here I was looking like I had to use a rototiller to get the freaking thing off my face. I'm never going back to New Jersey.
By the next night (the reunion) my upper lip looked like hamburger. Like cold sore city. Like - "Pardon me, but you have some raw liver stuck to your lip and it's oozing" It burned like crazy and I looked hideous. I don't know these damn people at the reunion, and they're staring at my lip, feeling sorry for my husband for marrying such an infected hag. I DONT have a moustache, and here I was looking like I had to use a rototiller to get the freaking thing off my face. I'm never going back to New Jersey.
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ArkRescue
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OMG I am so sorry. I've learned NOT to do things for the first time right before an important event (new hairstyle, etc.). I made the mistake of going to a salon to get my legs waxed (first time) before a trip to CA. I went there during my lunch break from work. I was almost in tears from the pain of the hair being ripped out of my skin! The lady only had 1 leg about 3/4 done after about 45 minutes and I said hey look I have to get back to work. I said I'll come back tomorrow so you can finish but I never went back. The hair that grew back in on the waxed leg was sticking straight out or to the left or right - the hair follicle must have been damaged from the wax process of pulling the hair out. So I hope that didn't happen to your "stash"?
warneckutz
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withrespect
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somdfunguy
not impressed
acommondisaster
Active Member
You're a wimmins?
Yes of course.
acommondisaster
Active Member
Ouch!
I didn't have a 'stash to begin with, so it's all good. She just pretty much took off a layer of skin. The lady who does my eyebrows now jokes about how I got "ripped off", literally.
mamatutu
mama to two
I knew you were a woman from the beginning. One must read posts, and not rely on avatars alone! Women have political views, also.
BTW, I love your avatar! Obama captured at his best! Why wasn't that pic of him on the cover of Time Magazine!!!I went back and read your horror story about the 'stache'. You poor dear. You win for the biggest belly laugh I have ever had on this forum; sorry it was at your expense, but you did write about it with humor! I am assuming you look back and laugh now! I don't know what you do for a living, but you should be a writer, a comedian, or something along that line!
It reminds of times that I messed with a small blemish on my face before an important event like prom, NY Eve, etc. It was always just one; I did not have an acne problem. But, it turned into a volcano on my face for the big event! Lesson is we should never mess with Mother Nature!
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Wenchy
Hot Flash
I'm a very dark brunette. Sister is a lighter version of me and has had fewer hairy situations. I stand corrected, she shaves her fingers and toes.
I'll have to make fun of her next time I see her.You should have shaved her.
warneckutz
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ArkRescue
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My Maternal Grandmother was sporting a stash and a small beard when she was in her 60's so I keep looking in the mirror going .... umm what's THAT !? Better not be another hair! Please do not let me turn into my Grandmother! I must say that Grandma was funny sometimes though. I saw her put her bra on once and she put it on around her waist to snap the closure (back of bra in the front so she could snap it easier), turned it around and pulled up and caught the boobs in the bra on the way up LOL.
MMM_donuts
New Member
My grandma did that, too! And she called the bra an "over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder"
kwillia
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My grandma did that, too! And she called the bra an "over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder"
Too bad our grandmothers didn't have an internet forum to post on back when they were our ages... it sure would be interesting to go back in the archives and see how many of them thought the mustaches, droopy boulders, etc. would never happen to them...
Misfit
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gee thanks, that site locked up my browser ....