Dating Website "Etiquette"

[slotpuppy]

Summation: it`s easy to see you`ve picked up on quite a few buzz words to alleviate an English 101 rerun; but just think 4 a sec, you seem to be dang quick to the draw on categorizing/labelin all males as losers.
You just haven`t, & in all probability you will never meet the "One". Ya wanna know Y? You think you`re the ideal catch for a dude......think again....after all in SoMd or your other states (u know which ones) mayb bad/fluke relationship(s).

You just haven`t met your match, the one that you cannot Rule.
Hope evry1 reads this b/c it is not far from the truth if not deadass right on track. You may fool some, but your match can see right thru ya. Read U more than just good Gurl.

Ya see this is one person that can tame you & all your superfluous bs about "I Know it All, so scru the rest".

Get yr sweet... down to a real beach, then we`ll see how Righteous ya wanna be. Someone can broaden your horizons beyond SoMd.

Me thinks you got a keeper Vrai.

 

[Bann]

Don't feed the psychos!!

 

[vraiblonde]

Wow.

For real.

One guy on Match did his write-up in teen texter lingo - "want 2 b with u" and then he signed it with his name and his dogs' names. Love, Joe, Buster and Trixie (or whatever it was).

A 50-something year old man, I kid you not.

I'd have sworn that was Lance.

 

[slotpuppy]

oh hush, just b/c you couldn`t figure out to go West, hop skip & a jump from Fl, no need to bash/razz on me. Ya know The Gulf Coast is easily traveled East & West.

& the beach sand is dang nice. Plz have a nice afternoon Bann, not fussin. Enjoy yr reacclimation to SoMd.

Quoted so bann doesnt miss it.

 

[sockgirl77]

For real.

One guy on Match did his write-up in teen texter lingo - "want 2 b with u" and then he signed it with his name and his dogs' names. Love, Joe, Buster and Trixie (or whatever it was).

A 50-something year old man, I kid you not.

I'd have sworn that was Lance.

I've taken a few "friends" off of my FB because of this.

 

[sockgirl77]

Hey Gurl, this is me right here.
yr full of doo doo Gurl, what part is so silly? Me wanting to meet you, or your part going aw hell or is it that you have such angst afraid you couldn`t handle me, or a Gr8 time, or just being treated as a Lady........which apparently you haven`t been in the sense of just being yourself in such a long time?

Now answer that, not that difficult, & was typed as if I`d say it in person. Damn are you that difficult, nah, yr questions are valid, but only one way to know. As if you haven`t taken phone calls from unknowns before, ya know. Dayum.

One way to know, you want my fon #??????????????????

You correct the tipos, ya met your match.....admit it! & the Gr8est challenge of your lifetime.

God, you are certainly delusional.

 

[Bann]

Quoted so bann doesnt miss it.

 

[slotpuppy]

:shrug: He deletes his posts, so me being a good friend, saved it for you.

 

[Bann]

:shrug: He deletes his posts, so me being a good friend, saved it for you.

I don't care to read his psychotic rantings.

 

[sockgirl77]

How so? I`m single, no commitments as far as what U have.

Since when is honesty a sin?????? You women sure like to prejudge. Has nothing to do with sure this is 2013, but when one has the smarts & nerve to ask.........then the rest of yas can just laugh like hell, while the smart Gurl has wised up.....& she`ll be tellin y`all.......

"Damn Awesome" "If Yas Only Knew"

Laugh, giggle, snort or w/eva u nosey chix do. But I betcha 1 person is a heck of a lot closer to knowing who this user is than any1 else in this sm time website. She`ll neva tell. ;-)

Okay.

 

[slotpuppy]

I don't care to read his psychotic rantings.

I promise not to quote him anymore............























today.

 

[GURPS]

Will you please compose my Match.com profile for me?

SWF mid 40's ... Successful Business Owner - have gone back to College
deals with the Idiots of the Internet on a hourly basis - NO BS Bring Your A Game
expert with search engines - I will be completing a background check

- please provide Name [real]
DOB
SSN
Last 10 Residences
Last 5 JOBS or 10 yrs work experience including Salaries ....




also I have 25 F/M friend's who have to sign off on your character - through 12 Meet & Greets at local Dinning Establishments before you get your 1st date .....

 

[slotpuppy]

SWF mid 40's ... Successful Business Owner - have gone back to College
deals with the Idiots of the Internet on a hourly basis - NO BS Bring Your A Game
expert with search engines - I will be completing a background check

- please provide Name [real]
DOB
SSN
Last 10 Residences
Last 5 JOBS or 10 yrs work experience including Salaries ....




also I have 25 F/M friend's who have to sign off on your character - through 12 Meet & Greets at local Dinning Establishments before you get your 1st date .....

That fits you quite well gurps.

 

[vraiblonde]

I think THE BIGGEST online dating faux pas EVER!!!! is posting a 10 year old picture of yourself. And yet so many of them do it. I just saw one guy on there that had what I hope is a recent photo of himself, all scraggly and older than God, then every other photo was him young and cute.

Yeah, dude, you used to be something. Glad I didn't know you then or I might have hooked up with you and now be stuck with Deliverance. Cut your hair and for crying out loud get rid of that filthy beard.

 

[kwillia]

I think THE BIGGEST online dating faux pas EVER!!!! is posting a 10 year old picture of yourself. And yet so many of them do it. I just saw one guy on there that had what I hope is a recent photo of himself, all scraggly and older than God, then every other photo was him young and cute.

Yeah, dude, you used to be something. Glad I didn't know you then or I might have hooked up with you and now be stuck with Deliverance. Cut your hair and for crying out loud get rid of that filthy beard.

You really should have PM'd Aps rather than put his buz'ness out here for the rest of us to see.

 

[warneckutz]

I think THE BIGGEST online dating faux pas EVER!!!! is posting a 10 year old picture of yourself. And yet so many of them do it. I just saw one guy on there that had what I hope is a recent photo of himself, all scraggly and older than God, then every other photo was him young and cute.

Yeah, dude, you used to be something. Glad I didn't know you then or I might have hooked up with you and now be stuck with Deliverance. Cut your hair and for crying out loud get rid of that filthy beard.

Holy Crap, DeeKayPleaseDateMe found you!

 

[Merlin99]

For real.

One guy on Match did his write-up in teen texter lingo - "want 2 b with u" and then he signed it with his name and his dogs' names. Love, Joe, Buster and Trixie (or whatever it was).

A 50-something year old man, I kid you not.

I'd have sworn that was Lance.

MPD's, but they all want to meet you (you should be used to MPD's by now).