I've never actually been to one but I have seen them on T.V. They do seem to be quite entertaining (on TV) in a funny ha ha kind of way. I wouldn't want to drink out of the glasses or use the toilet though. They also might get mad at me if I turn the bar stool right side up and sit on the flat side instead of one of the legs. Then they'd really get upset when I ordered a tuna taco instead of a tossed salad. They would know quickly that I didn't belong. Do they serve Jack Daniels and cold beer in gay bars or just little fruity drinks with unbrellas in them?
Oh, I actually do have some hair on my chest, maybe not as much as you, but it works for me. Do you want me to show you all of my body hair?