Dc Gay Bars Feeling Impact Mandatory Smoking Ban

Geek

New Member
Dork said:
Oooh, you got me. I missed that hard on comment in my post. THere's nothing in a gay bar that will ever cause me to have one of those. Wait a minute. Do good looking lesbians go into gay bars? That might do it.

I am sure your will chalk your next 10 visits to gay bars up as research :yay:
 

Dork

Highlander's MPD
Geek said:
I am sure your will chalk your next 10 visits to gay bars up as research :yay:

Another good comeback. Dat's funny! BTW, do lesbians go to bars too or it that just for male homos? Do they have their own bars or go to the same ones as male homos? I'm sure you'd be the best one to ask.
 
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Geek

New Member
Dork said:
Another good comeback. Dat's funny! BTW, do lesbians go to bars too or it that just for male homos? I'm sure you'd be the best one to ask.

:poorbaby: Look at you pretending you have never been to one. And saying "homos" (wouldn't that be homoes, like heroes?) makes you so manly. Really. Soon you wil have a chest hair. I promise :smooch:
 

Dork

Highlander's MPD
Geek said:
:poorbaby: Look at you pretending you have never been to one. And saying "homos" (wouldn't that be homoes, like heroes?) makes you so manly. Really. Soon you wil have a chest hair. I promise :smooch:


I've never actually been to one but I have seen them on T.V. They do seem to be quite entertaining (on TV) in a funny ha ha kind of way. I wouldn't want to drink out of the glasses or use the toilet though. They also might get mad at me if I turn the bar stool right side up and sit on the flat side instead of one of the legs. Then they'd really get upset when I ordered a tuna taco instead of a tossed salad. They would know quickly that I didn't belong. Do they serve Jack Daniels and cold beer in gay bars or just little fruity drinks with unbrellas in them? Oh, I actually do have some hair on my chest, maybe not as much as you, but it works for me. Do you want me to show you all of my body hair? :huggy: :smoochy:
 

Geek

New Member
Dork said:
I've never actually been to one but I have seen them on T.V. They do seem to be quite entertaining (on TV) in a funny ha ha kind of way. I wouldn't want to drink out of the glasses or use the toilet though. They also might get mad at me if I turn the bar stool right side up and sit on the flat side instead of one of the legs. Then they'd really get upset when I ordered a tuna taco instead of a tossed salad. They would know quickly that I didn't belong. Do they serve Jack Daniels and cold beer in gay bars or just little fruity drinks with unbrellas in them? Oh, I actually do have some hair on my chest, maybe not as much as you, but it works for me. Do you want me to show you all of my body hair? :huggy: :smoochy:

:roflmao: I wish you weren't such a shallow minded aszhole. You might be fun.
 

Dork

Highlander's MPD
Geek said:
:roflmao: I wish you weren't such a shallow minded aszhole. You might be fun.


OK! I'm sorry. I know you don't have any hair on your chest. I still love you! :flowers:

Signed,
Aszhole
 
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Kain99

Guest
Gay people are so much more fun than straights..... I love them! They live, they laugh, they dance! Life for them, is through rosie little glasses.



I HATE THEM ALL!!!! GRRRRR :lmao:
 

Toxick

Splat
vraiblonde said:
"WASHINGTON BLADE -- Five of the nine D.C. gay bars,
restaurants and nightclubs responding to an informal
Washington Blade survey said they have experienced
a decline in revenue and customers as a result of the
city's new smoking ban, which took effect Jan. 2. . . .


I didn't know the smoking ban extended to pole-smoking, too.






Sorry if someone already made that joke; I just got here.
 

Dork

Highlander's MPD
Dork said:
OK! I'm sorry. I know you don't have any hair on your chest. I still love you! :flowers:

Signed,
Aszhole

Dear Geek,
Are you upset with me? Are you gonna end our relationship just like that? Come on, give me another chance? :love: How can we make this right? I can't sleep tonight knowing you're mad at me.
 

Geek

New Member
Dork said:
Dear Geek,
Are you upset with me? Are you gonna end our relationship just like that? Come on, give me another chance? :love: How can we make this right? I can't sleep tonight knowing you're mad at me.

:poorbaby: If we had a relationship I would open your mind to a whole lot of stuff and you would never stop smiling :wench:
 

pingrr

Well-Known Member
Dork said:
Do they serve Jack Daniels and cold beer in gay bars or just little fruity drinks with unbrellas in them? :

Half of the people at gay bars just give themselves roofie's so they will get taken advantage of when they pass out on the dance floor.
 

pingrr

Well-Known Member
Dork said:
Hey PINGRR, please tell me why your signature says you are a proud member of NAMBLA. I would like to think that you didn't put that on your profile. If you did, you need some serious help and lots of red karma. Do you know what NAMBLA stands for? It's really sick stuff!


I know what it stands for The North American Marlon Brando Look Alikes.
 

Dork

Highlander's MPD
pingrr said:
I know what it stands for The North American Marlon Brando Look Alikes.

Wow, there's really a group for that???? If you look up the other NAMBLA, you'll see what a sick group they are. The only one who I would suspect being a member of that NAMBLA on this forum would be FORESTAL.
 
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Dork

Highlander's MPD
Geek said:
:poorbaby: If we had a relationship I would open your mind to a whole lot of stuff and you would never stop smiling :wench:

Hi Geek. It's Saturday night? Are you thinking about me? :huggy:
 
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