Dear Lord, help me be strong

[crabcake]

I keep thinking how nice it would be to have all the nice things we work hard for, all year round - but still have that summer vacation to enjoy it!

work a buttload of overtime the other 10 months a year :shrug:

 

[Kizzy]

She must think she is Donald Trump's daughter. :shrug:

 

[Danzig]

Dye talks debauchery
by Mary Banks
October 01, 2004
In Mark R. Dye's College and the Art of Partying, casual sex, drinking and smoking pot are the norms. The writer, a twenty-something, first-time author, paints a compelling image of what it is to party in college. According to the author there is an definite art to partying, and drawing on his college experience at Colorado State University, where he was definitely an AOPer (Dye's own acronym for "Art of Partying"), he writes this crude and dark, yet surprising philosophical "guide."

http://www.jhunewsletter.com/vnews/display.v/ART/2004/10/01/415c8d38744eb

 

[Kizzy]

Dye talks debauchery
by Mary Banks
October 01, 2004
In Mark R. Dye's College and the Art of Partying, casual sex, drinking and smoking pot are the norms. The writer, a twenty-something, first-time author, paints a compelling image of what it is to party in college. According to the author there is an definite art to partying, and drawing on his college experience at Colorado State University, where he was definitely an AOPer (Dye's own acronym for "Art of Partying"), he writes this crude and dark, yet surprising philosophical "guide."

http://www.jhunewsletter.com/vnews/display.v/ART/2004/10/01/415c8d38744eb

Gezz, that outta make Larry and vrai feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

 

[Penn]

"Though entertaining and funny at times, Dye's descriptions are a bit too explicit. For example, he goes into great, and almost inappropriate lengths (i.e. two whole pages)to "accurately" describe his friend Cyndi's breasts. From his distincly male perspecive, her boobs are a work of art that needs addressing. This is one of the few passages in the book, where if one is a sensitive reader, one is likely to want to close the book and label the book "filth."

Yeah, I can almost imagine vrai and Larry discussing this book review:

vrai: "Larry, have you seen this crap?"

Larry: "Don't worry dear, our daughter would never get involved with that kind of crowd."

:duckingfor cover:

 

[FromTexas]

Tell her she can get $10 for a pint of blood. $20 is she has a rare blood type like me

She can donate eggs for a couple thousand. If she was a man, she could keep a $150 or more here and there.

 

[Larry Gude]

I see there are very few economists in here...

...can you say 'in vest ment'?

You see, daughter #1 is going to be rich one day and a few bucks here and there is small investment to be:

Remembered as the 'good' parent in her autobiography

and...

To have access to her private jet

and...

Tickets to the Oscars. "Yes, Joan, she does owe it all to ME!..."

This is not to mention being set up with a condo in both NYC and South Beach.

 

[FromTexas]

condo in South Beach.

Larry, I never knew.







Would you like to go camping for the weekend?