Dear Neighbor Rant

PJay

PJay

Well-Known Member
Why do you allow your dog to urinate on my plants and not your own?

You stand there talking to me and then announce "Mac you're peeing on PJ's flowers" then when he's done drowning mine he feels you're feeling left out and then hears "Mac stop that, get out of there!!"

You're wondering why you haven't seen much of me lately....

You won't like me angry, I don't like me angry.
 
migtig

migtig

aka Mrs. Giant
Homesick said:
Why do you allow your dog to urinate on my plants and not your own?

You stand there talking to me and then announce "Mac you're peeing on PJ's flowers" then when he's done drowning mine he feels you're feeling left out and then hears "Mac stop that, get out of there!!"

You're wondering why you haven't seen much of me lately....

You won't like me angry, I don't like me angry.
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My dawg is not allowed in my neighbors yard. He did however escape once, but he was chasing a deer. I bribed him back with pupperoni's. He heard the sound of that crackling bag and came back quick. :lmao:

Sorry your neighbor isn't considerate. :flowers:
 
virgovictoria

virgovictoria

Tight Pants and Lipstick
PREMO Member
funny - my neighbor :fromhell: does NOT own plants or even the land around her (we're in townhouses) yet she feels that it is her responsibility to keep all of the neighborhood dogs out of her line of view (her yard-like area).

How does she do this? Well at one point, she decided that emptying all of her leftover food directly off of her deck would keep pet owners from allowing their dogs in her yard. She was right :yay: What the idiot failed to realize is that every other wild animal out there was attracting to her little "area"...:boo:

Wanna trade neighbors? We have group gatherings just to try to determine what she was thinking when she parks at times....
 
Ponytail

Ponytail

New Member
Homesick said:
...You won't like me angry, I don't like me angry.
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Dr Bruce Banner, I presume.
 

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PJay

PJay

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Don't take me wrong, I love dogs, you know that, and I do not mind if he comes in my yard. You know I take him for a walk when I go for my walk. I even try to teach him some obedience when you yourself have failed to do so.

Please just give me a break, awakening to the tune of "MAC COME HERE NOW, MAC WHY WON'T YOU COME WHEN I CALL YOU, MAC, MAC, MAC WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH YOU, YOU ARE SUCH A BAD BOY!!!!" Is getting old.

:rolleyes:
 
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Shannie0308

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We have a lady that walks her two dogs up and down our dead end street, (she doesnt live on it) which does not have a sidewalk, and lets her dogs poop and pee in our front yards. She does not pick up after the dogs, it drives me crazy.
 
nomoney

nomoney

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Shannie0308 said:
We have a lady that walks her two dogs up and down our dead end street, (she doesnt live on it) which does not have a sidewalk, and lets her dogs poop and pee in our front yards. She does not pick up after the dogs, it drives me crazy.
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that's when you go running out, scoop it up and chase her yelling for everyone to hear "you forgot your dog sh!t!!. Hey, don't leave without your dog sh!t!"
 
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Shannie0308

New Member
nomoney said:
that's when you go running out, scoop it up and chase her yelling for everyone to hear "you forgot your dog sh!t!!. Hey, don't leave without your dog sh!t!"
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:killingme I just can't do it. But anyone that wants to have some fun doing it for me is more than welcome.
 
Nanny Pam

Nanny Pam

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nomoney said:
that's when you go running out, scoop it up and chase her yelling for everyone to hear "you forgot your dog sh!t!!. Hey, don't leave without your dog sh!t!"
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You're on a roll today! :lmao:
 
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Wenchy

Guest
nomoney said:
that's when you go running out, scoop it up and chase her yelling for everyone to hear "you forgot your dog sh!t!!. Hey, don't leave without your dog sh!t!"
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Exactly. :yay:

Shannie...are you going to follow nomo's sage advice?
 
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Wenchy

Guest
Shannie0308 said:
:killingme I just can't do it. But anyone that wants to have some fun doing it for me is more than welcome.
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Grow a set, or stop complaining about it.
 
nomoney

nomoney

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It took about 4 piles of dog crap left on my neighbors front porch to realize that "hmmmm...maybe I shouldn't let my dog #### in nomo's yard anymore" :lol:
 
BS Gal

BS Gal

Voted Nicest in 08
nomoney said:
that's when you go running out, scoop it up and chase her yelling for everyone to hear "you forgot your dog sh!t!!. Hey, don't leave without your dog sh!t!"
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You forgot about the part where you actually throw it at her after yelling.
 
Vince

Vince

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Shannie0308 said:
We have a lady that walks her two dogs up and down our dead end street, (she doesnt live on it) which does not have a sidewalk, and lets her dogs poop and pee in our front yards. She does not pick up after the dogs, it drives me crazy.
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Had a guy do that while he was walking his dog past my house. I saw it. And ran outside and politely asked him where he lived so I could bring my 2 dogs over to crap in his front yard. He cleaned up his dogs mess.
 
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Bruzilla

Guest
I guess I'm the only one who doesn't mind other dogs crapping in the yard. We get quite a bit of rain down here, so crap (our dogs' or other's) doesn't last long and it sure is an awesome fertilizer that you get for free.
 
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