Dear Neighbor Rant

[Christy]

I guess I'm the only one who doesn't mind other dogs crapping in the yard. We get quite a bit of rain down here, so crap (our dogs' or other's) doesn't last long and it sure is an awesome fertilizer that you get for free.

Nah, you're not the only one. I don't care if the neighbor's dogs crap in my yard. I figure if that's the only thing I have to be concerned with, I've got a pretty good life. :shrug:

Life's too short to worry about a little dog doo.

 

[Otter]

Nah, you're not the only one. I don't care if the neighbor's dogs crap in my yard. I figure if that's the only thing I have to be concerned with, I've got a pretty good life. :shrug:

Life's too short to worry about a little dog doo.

 

[BS Gal]

Nah, you're not the only one. I don't care if the neighbor's dogs crap in my yard. I figure if that's the only thing I have to be concerned with, I've got a pretty good life. :shrug:

Life's too short to worry about a little dog doo.

Ever tracked it in on the bottom of your shoes on your nice living room carpet before you noticed it was on your shoes? Or slipped in it while running after one of your kids?

It's just rude for people to let their animals do that. Most of my neighbors walk around with a bag to collect the specimans. I'd puke if I had to pick up warm stuff even if it were inside the bag.

 

[bresamil]

Everyone on my street that walks their dogs keep them on a short lead so they can go no further than the ditch and not actually in someone's yard. Most of the dogs wait until they get to the wooded areas to go, but if they don't I haven't seen anyone pick it up yet.

 

[jwwb2000]

Nah, you're not the only one. I don't care if the neighbor's dogs crap in my yard. I figure if that's the only thing I have to be concerned with, I've got a pretty good life. :shrug:

Life's too short to worry about a little dog doo.

I hear that one!

We have enough other animals leaving their droppings in the yard besides my dog and the neighbor's dog.

 

[kwillia]

I hear that one!

We have enough other animals leaving their droppings in the yard besides my dog and the neighbor's dog.

And you, in turn, would leave it on dowhat's deck, huh...

 

[jwwb2000]

And you, in turn, would leave it on dowhat's deck, huh...

Nope. I don't live in the 'hood any longer

 

[Christy]

Ever tracked it in on the bottom of your shoes on your nice living room carpet before you noticed it was on your shoes? Or slipped in it while running after one of your kids?

Why yes, yes I have. You need to lighten up a little. It's almost like a right of passage as a kid to step in dog doo, track it through the house, and have your mother beat you with the fly swatter. :shrug:

I wonder if they complain about dog mess in Afghanistan or Africa?

 

[Christy]

And I'm not knocking anyone who pitches a fit over dog turds and neigbors, I'm just saying it's not something that has ever bothered me. :shrug:

 

[Wenchy]

I wonder if they complain about dog mess in Afghanistan or Africa?

Didn't they eat all of the dogs over there yet? No dogs=No dog doo.

Sorry, but I don't want dog doo in my yard. If your dog doo's in my yard, please pick it up.

 

[Nickel]

So far, the only dog in the neighborhood I've seen being walked is owned by an upstanding young gentleman who always makes sure she doesn't crap in people's yards. I'm sure if she did, he'd clean it up.

 

[BS Gal]

Why yes, yes I have. You need to lighten up a little. It's almost like a right of passage as a kid to step in dog doo, track it through the house, and have your mother beat you with the fly swatter. :shrug:

I wonder if they complain about dog mess in Afghanistan or Africa?

Oh, please, Christy. It's just rude. Go crap in the neighbor's yard and see what they think about that. You wouldn't do that, I hope. And if you did, I'd hope you would pick it up. Same thing. You have control over a dog and you can pick up what they do. Yeah, it pisses me off. So do people that don't have their dogs under control. Do you have a dog?

 

[Christy]

Oh, please, Christy. It's just rude. Go crap in the neighbor's yard and see what they think about that.

I would, but I think it would turn my neighbor on. I'm cool with just their dogs dookin in my yard.

And yeah, I have two dogs, and two pigs, can I bring em over to doody? My yards fillin up fast.

 

[BS Gal]

I would, but I think it would turn my neighbor on. I'm cool with just their dogs dookin in my yard.

And yeah, I have two dogs, and two pigs, can I bring em over to doody? My yards fillin up fast.

Oh, no, they cannot crap in my yard. I'm a puker. My son must have inherited it because when we got a cat that he had to have, he wore a snorkel and mask when I made him clean the litter box or he'd heave.

 

[Nickel]

I would, but I think it would turn my neighbor on. I'm cool with just their dogs dookin in my yard.

And yeah, I have two dogs, and two pigs, can I bring em over to doody? My yards fillin up fast.

You will appreciate this.

That is an actual billboard on I-64E between Norfolk and Va Beach.

 

[Wenchy]

You will appreciate this.

That is an actual billboard on I-64E between Norfolk and Va Beach.

OMG! I saw that yesterday and even considered turning off so I could get a pic.

 

[BuddyLee]

I would, but I think it would turn my neighbor on. I'm cool with just their dogs dookin in my yard.

And yeah, I have two dogs, and two pigs, can I bring em over to doody? My yards fillin up fast.

What if it were a couple of hippies dookin' in your front yard?

 

[Christy]

What if it were a couple of hippies dookin' in your front yard?

Well, I would at least be comforted knowing that it was all environmentally sound.

All I'm saying is that dog poo is such a trivial thing to spend any amount of anger on ya know? This ties in with what I was saying about those who go on about the war and such. Criminy, ya can't get folks to be civil to each other over dog poo, what in the world would ever make one think we, as humans, could be civil to each other regarding much larger issues. :shrug:

 

[jazz lady]

All I'm saying is that dog poo is such a trivial thing to spend any amount of anger on ya know?

Absolutely. In the grand scheme of things, it really doesn't matter. Life is too short to worry over silly things like this.

This ties in with what I was saying about those who go on about the war and such. Criminy, ya can't get folks to be civil to each other over dog poo, what in the world would ever make one think we, as humans, could be civil to each other regarding much larger issues. :shrug:

Humans are notoriously self-centered. Me, me, me. My way or the highway. We will never get everyone to agree on anything and much less be "civil" about it.

 

[Chasey_Lane]

I don't mind dog poo in the yard, but I don't think my neighbor (who doesn't have a dog) would like it too much if I let big doggy boy dump on his yard. He spends a lot of time on making his yard look nice and I'm sure he would find it disrespectful if he had to shovel dog shiat before mowing the lawn. He probably wouldn't like to step in it, either.