Dear Tom Cruise:

[slotted]

Now if I invented a religion where I urged my followers to worship Zore the intergalactic Walrus, then I would be nutier than a payday candy bar like all these scientologists.

I would consider your followers nutty. You would actually be a marketing genius.

 

[Pete]

I would consider your followers nutty. You would actually be a marketing genius.

We could have the Petezaa handbook $28.95

Petezaa garb $119.95

Petezaa candle holders $24.95

The possibilities are endless. Could I interest you in a job?

 

[slotted]

We could have the Petezaa handbook $28.95

Petezaa garb $119.95

Petezaa candle holders $24.95

The possibilities are endless. Could I interest you in a job?

Sure, I'll start looking for someone to manufacture miniture Petezaa trees to mount on one's car dashboard.

 

[EmnJoe]

We could have the Petezaa handbook $28.95

Petezaa garb $119.95

Petezaa candle holders $24.95

The possibilities are endless. Could I interest you in a job?

Here is an idea for a t-shirt

 

[beavis]

I've boycotted him since his split with Nicole, he had made a comment @ not wanting his children raised in America. He hates the country that has given hims all he has?!! He comes off as a pompous jerk any way.

Perhaps he should go live in China or somewhere he could be appreciated. Hey, at least in China he be tall...

 

[MargeInCharge]

Yeah, he is a moron.

I read on freekatie.net that he had an adult pacifier made for Katie to help with her delivery. I haven't seen any links on this, but it sounds about right for him! He's a nut.

I saw this on freekatie.net and now I can't stop giggling:

http://www.cafepress.com/mccam/965077

 

[Speedy70]

I saw this on freekatie.net and now I can't stop giggling:

http://www.cafepress.com/mccam/965077

I like their 'Team Epidural' ones!

 

[donbarzini]

Petezaa candle holders $24.95

The possibilities are endless. Could I interest you in a job?

I'll take $24.95 to be a candle holder. Can I have the job? That's the daily pay, right?

 

[ylexot]

Here is an idea for a t-shirt

That's from the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (http://www.venganza.org/)

 

[Tonio]

Tom Cruise believes that his unborn child will be a very important prophet for Scientology.

Sounds like the plot of "The Omen."

 

[itsbob]

That's from the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (http://www.venganza.org/)

If Scientolgy can be taken seriously, so can the "Flying Spaghetti Monster"

 

[itsbob]

Sounds like the plot of "The Omen."

I'm sure his "church" provided him with a price list.. and what level he wants his child to attain..

"Tom, for only 125M he can ba future prophet."

"For 5M he can be an ordinary celebrity member, with access to the private entrance and the GOOD churches."

 

[ylexot]

Sounds like the plot of "The Omen."

TOM CRUISE IS TRYING TO BRING ABOUT THE END OF THE WORLD!

 

[ylexot]

If Scientolgy can be taken seriously, so can the "Flying Spaghetti Monster"

What I was saying was that the "t-shirt idea" for Petezaa was stolen from FSM and, therefore, not suitable for Petezaa.

Also, it is the intention of FSM to not be taken seriously since it is a jab at creationism which FSM proponents also believe should not be taken seriously.

 

[itsbob]

What I was saying was that the "t-shirt idea" for Petezaa was stolen from FSM and, therefore, not suitable for Petezaa.

Also, it is the intention of FSM to not be taken seriously since it is a jab at creationism which FSM proponents also believe should not be taken seriously.

I know, I get a kick out of how they are poking scientology with a stick, and I don't even think they get it.

 

[Pete]

I am currently working on the details but I will probably be announcing the creation of the Church of Peteology soon.

I just need to figure out how to draw in some celeb's to give it more selling power.

 

[Toxick]

My dad beat me.

Apparently not enough.

 

[Larry Gude]

And we have a...

Apparently not enough.

...winnah!!!!!!!!!!

You are in line to receive a personalized SOMD Parenting 101 t-shirt.


If the yever make one.

 

[SamSpade]

I have to say, I still like the guy.

He's a little loonie, but so are most of you guys, too.

 

[Tonio]

I am currently working on the details but I will probably be announcing the creation of the Church of Peteology soon.

What kind of music will your services feature? I like the sound of gospel music. Maybe you could substitute your own lyrics. Or you could invite Larry Gude to bring his band. "And now, here is The Peteeza to the tune of Judas Priest's The Painkiller."