Dear Tom Cruise:

[Larry Gude]

Let it never be said of you...

What kind of music will your services feature? I like the sound of gospel music. Maybe you could substitute your own lyrics. Or you could invite Larry Gude to bring his band. "And now, here is The Peteeza to the tune of Judas Priest's The Painkiller."

...that you can hit a softball.

Slayer: Hell Awaits.

 

[bresamil]

I am currently working on the details but I will probably be announcing the creation of the Church of Peteology soon.

I just need to figure out how to draw in some celeb's to give it more selling power.

So you're saying Otter isn't celeb enough?