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kris31280
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Marriage?
I haven't even met the dude and you're talking marriage? Is this like the time where you offered to let me lick your son?!?!
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I haven't even met the dude and you're talking marriage? Is this like the time where you offered to let me lick your son?!?!
DreamBlaze
Do I smell Burning Rubber
It could be that construde that way. More objecting to single-mindedness. Here opinion, her choice. It's slower two up anyway.
SoMDGirl42
Well-Known Member
It could be that construde that way. More objecting to single-mindedness. Here opinion, her choice. It's slower two up anyway.
You must be typing too fast, cause I didn't understand a word you just typed.
SoMDGirl42
Well-Known Member
Marriage?
I haven't even met the dude and you're talking marriage? Is this like the time where you offered to let me lick your son?!?!
I did not offer to let you lick my son. I said he wouldn't let you eat him.
DreamBlaze
Do I smell Burning Rubber
No, most won't go for that. Besides, they'd think I have a crotch rocket with a seat the size of a tampon, I'm sure it's not fun riding on the back for long.
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kris31280
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Yeah, I don't remember the exact wording... but it was uncomfortable...
Either way... Marriage =
DreamBlaze
Do I smell Burning Rubber
I'm still lost on the forumite bit, anyone care to explain?
CRoyal
Infinite Impetus
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mudd
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Yeah, I don't remember the exact wording... but it was uncomfortable...
Either way... Marriage =
Aww...i can see it now,
No actual wording is spoken....everyone has a wireless laptop and all conversation is typed.....and instead of putting a ring on your finger, he plugs his ethernet cable into your jack
Aww...i can see it now,
No actual wording is spoken....everyone has a wireless laptop and all conversation is typed.....and instead of putting a ring on your finger, he plugs his ethernet cable into your jack
Now thats funny!
DreamBlaze
Do I smell Burning Rubber
That's a good question, it's usually a shot in the dark until you get them laughing. Hi and a smile usually is a good place to start. Why do you ask?
I don't think I am qualified to teach a class here!
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kris31280
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Aww...i can see it now,
No actual wording is spoken....everyone has a wireless laptop and all conversation is typed.....and instead of putting a ring on your finger, he plugs his ethernet cable into your jack
And ya'll are watching while he's plugging his ethernet cable in to my jack? Remind me to smack you the next time I see you.
DreamBlaze
Do I smell Burning Rubber
Aww...i can see it now,
No actual wording is spoken....everyone has a wireless laptop and all conversation is typed.....and instead of putting a ring on your finger, he plugs his ethernet cable into your jack
So it's like a shotgun wedding...but at Cable speed
CRoyal
Infinite Impetus
shrug* I recall your first post saying single and ready to mingle. Seemed like you can put it out there, so maybe you had a cool pickup line.
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mudd
Guest
all guys have a cool pickup line.
Mine is "hey your shoes are untied" and when they look down i club em over the head and drag em unconcious back to the house.
9x outta 10 it doesnt work in my favor
CRoyal
Infinite Impetus
all guys have a cool pickup line.
Mine is "hey your shoes are untied" and when they look down i club em over the head and drag em unconcious back to the house.
9x outta 10 it doesnt work in my favor
but it's worth it for that one time it does, right?
Whatdya do if theyre wearing sandals??
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kris31280
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all guys have a cool pickup line.
Mine is "hey your shoes are untied" and when they look down i club em over the head and drag em unconcious back to the house.
9x outta 10 it doesnt work in my favor
Not too hard though, ok? I don't function as well when I've got a migraine.
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mudd
Guest
it doesnt matter if they are even barefoot...they always look down, it's an involuntary instinct.
oh by the way your shoe is untied
SoMDGirl42
Well-Known Member
You better hope he doesn't miss and hit the USB port instead
DreamBlaze
Do I smell Burning Rubber
I'm not always on my game and I don't just go after everyone. usually the pick up lines are spur of the moment and directly catered to the girl and the situation. I'm not that guy who hits on every chick in a bar, i'd waste to much time flapping my gums and not enough drinkin.
What's your pick up line?